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Cartroon Love | /r/Greentext

Board /co/ - Comics & Cartoons Anonymous Queer toons... 278 KB JPG ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/07/24(Tue)14:41:10 No.143535352 >Be me >12 years old >catholic >Grow up in a very conservative place (obviusly) >Cartoons that i watch have a strong queer narrative >Thinking that maybe i was being unfair wit queer people >fast forward >19 years old >Being nice to queer people >Most of them feel in love with me and offer me sex only for being polite, even if i told them multiple times i'm straight >Because i rejected them they insult me with things like "you are a loser that only follow a book that will never read (bible)" even if i was nice in the first place with them and never make them feel bad for their believes >snapbacktoreality.mp3 Cartoons are only fiction, autistic of me to think queer people will beheave like in the animated world. The "book" insult came from a trans friend i have, i get so sad that he got that reaction only beacuse i didn't wanted to f--- him.

Mods are asleep | /r/Greentext

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Anon chats with stranger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anon chats with stranger 27 KB JPG 05/10/24(Fri)03:25:41 No.918126878 > be 14 year old girl > chat with boy of my age > tells me he's into hip-hop music > pretend i like that > sext with him > arrange meeting > go to his house > it's bbl drizzy > we are having a daughter soon

Phone Downie | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Retarded Customer Thread Ill start >Be me ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/09/24(Thu)17:11:19 No.77436414 170 KB PNG >HMPO Customer service advisor >Passport processing has a timescale of 3 weeks >Most useful public service in the UK >Woman calls >"I have a holiday coming up in 2 weeks but I forgot to renew my passport" >invisiblerage.png >"What do you mean it will take up to 3 weeks!?!?!" >"I cant miss my holiday, I booked this 6 months in advance" >(F------ retarded schreeching) >"I DONT WANT TO PAY THE 166GBP FOR A ONE WEEK FAST TRACK" >"HOW DARE YOU DENEY AN NHS EMPLOYEE A PASSPORT" >(Probably a useless HR manager) >"I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR" >*Puts her on hold* >*does nothing for 30 seconds* >Me: "I can set up a callback from our progess team within 72 hours" >"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 72 HOURS? I WANT TO FILE A COMPLAINT NOW" >*File a complaint that will never be followed up* >Me: "A complaints team representative will call you back in 30 minutes" (Lie) >"YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWER" >*Hangs up* This and that happens around 10 times a day.

Why did we stop using them? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: C4XeV148 05/07/24(Tue)06:52:59 No.467336645 1708247681518.jpg 121 KB JPG >planes crash every day >still make planes >cars crash every day >still make cars >trains derail every day >still make trains >boats sink every day >still make boats >ONE Zeppelin explodes >THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS IDEA IN HISTORY WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS OH THE HUMANITY When are zeppelins making a comeback?

Anon doesn't understand zionist logic | /r/Greentext

☐ Are Israelis retarded? Anonymous (ID: FUSSXwsb) 05/09/24(Thu)14:09:24 No.467532015 >gave back Sinai, 1982 >gave back Gaza, 2005 >not fully anexed Samaria (Cisjordania) >now have terrorist threats in Sinai >now have lose many people because Hamas' Gaza Guys, I thought Israel's plan was to rebuild King David's empire (Great Israel), w-- is wrong with the (((Chosen People)))?

Anon tells the tale of the PHANTOM SHITTER (dark mode edition) | /r/Greentext

>>61585005 (OP) I will tell you the story of the phantom s------ of the USS Essex... >Be Cpl Anon, 2012 >Aboard the USS Essex as we float around the Arabian Sea as a QRF force >We have been aboard the ship for almost 4 months now with no port call, cigs ran out long ago >the men are getting rowdy and bored, resulting in the captain of the ship laying down harsher and harsher rules >One day, a huge, mutant turd is found in the shower room of one of the berthings >Staff find out and throw a big stink. They tell the CO who makes it so that there is now a fire watch in the berthings. >Firewatch never finds anyone. >A few days later after the incident, another sticky mud shark is found in one of the water fountains next to officer country >Size and consistency leads to the conclusion that it was done by the same bandit >BN CO freaks and the ship's captain eventually finds out the whole story. > Calls all Marines to well deck, telling us that they will find the suspect and throw him in the brig, the whole nine yards. >The next morning, outside the office of the captain, is a note from the phantom s------ >"I am going to s--- on the flight deck" >Captain s---- and pisses his pants, institutes ship wide fire watch at night and an ARMED 24/7 flight deck watch. >But there's a twist to this story, as anyone who has served on the Essex knows that in the officer's part of the galley, is a scaled down model of the USS Essex >Two days later, to the surprise of the crew and chagrin of our captain, the biggest turd of them all is found neatly laid on the flight deck of the scaled down Essex. And THAT, is the tale of the phantom s------. He was never caught, and never struck again.

Skyrim doesn't belong to the Nords | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.03 MB PNG 05/09/24(Thu)23:52:48 No.675911524 >Imperiels invade and enslave every province because they can >Imperiels serve (((Altmer))) who openly want every non-elf to die and are opposing you at every step of your playthrough >Imperiels put (You) on an execution block because paperwork is too hard >the average player thinks the Imperiels are the good faction because Stormcloaks are mean to Khajiit and Dunmer Is racism truly this powerful?

Silent but deadly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)16:49:02 No.198935912 darth-maul-timeline-star-wars.jpg 12 KB JPG >no introduction >doesn't even say anything >just starts sword fighting

Anon doesn't like princess Zelda | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/09/24(Thu)18:21:28 No.675892212 >>675892997 >>675895986 >>675898717 >>675899579 >>675899585 >>675899734 >>675903008 >Sent Link back in time so that everything he did ended up being in vain, he lost all the bonds and friends he made, probably started going insane wondering if his adventure ever really happened since no one else in his timeline can validate it. >Also screwed over the adult timeline as since there was no Hero of Time anymore in the timeline, there was no one to stop Ganon from dooming the land of Hyrule again once the seal broke, until Toon Link had to take up the mantle (But by then Hyrule had long been flooded) Triforce of WISDOM my ass

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