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>>61585005 (OP) I will tell you the story of the phantom s------ of the USS Essex... >Be Cpl Anon, 2012 >Aboard the USS Essex as we float around the Arabian Sea as a QRF force >We have been aboard the ship for almost 4 months now with no port call, cigs ran out long ago >the men are getting rowdy and bored, resulting in the captain of the ship laying down harsher and harsher rules >One day, a huge, mutant turd is found in the shower room of one of the berthings >Staff find out and throw a big stink. They tell the CO who makes it so that there is now a fire watch in the berthings. >Firewatch never finds anyone. >A few days later after the incident, another sticky mud shark is found in one of the water fountains next to officer country >Size and consistency leads to the conclusion that it was done by the same bandit >BN CO freaks and the ship's captain eventually finds out the whole story. > Calls all Marines to well deck, telling us that they will find the suspect and throw him in the brig, the whole nine yards. >The next morning, outside the office of the captain, is a note from the phantom s------ >"I am going to s--- on the flight deck" >Captain s---- and pisses his pants, institutes ship wide fire watch at night and an ARMED 24/7 flight deck watch. >But there's a twist to this story, as anyone who has served on the Essex knows that in the officer's part of the galley, is a scaled down model of the USS Essex >Two days later, to the surprise of the crew and chagrin of our captain, the biggest turd of them all is found neatly laid on the flight deck of the scaled down Essex. And THAT, is the tale of the phantom s------. He was never caught, and never struck again.

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>>61585005 (OP) I will tell you the story of the phantom s------ of the USS Essex... >Be Cpl Anon, 2012 >Aboard the USS Essex as we float around the Arabian Sea as a QRF force >We have been aboard the ship for almost 4 months now with no port call, cigs ran out long ago >the men are getting rowdy and bored, resulting in the captain of the ship laying down harsher and harsher rules >One day, a huge, mutant turd is found in the shower room of one of the berthings >Staff find out and throw a big stink. They tell the CO who makes it so that there is now a fire watch in the berthings. >Firewatch never finds anyone. >A few days later after the incident, another sticky mud shark is found in one of the water fountains next to officer country >Size and consistency leads to the conclusion that it was done by the same bandit >BN CO freaks and the ship's captain eventually finds out the whole story. > Calls all Marines to well deck, telling us that they will find the suspect and throw him in the brig, the whole nine yards. >The next morning, outside the office of the captain, is a note from the phantom s------ >"I am going to s--- on the flight deck" >Captain s---- and pisses his pants, institutes ship wide fire watch at night and an ARMED 24/7 flight deck watch. >But there's a twist to this story, as anyone who has served on the Essex knows that in the officer's part of the galley, is a scaled down model of the USS Essex >Two days later, to the surprise of the crew and chagrin of our captain, the biggest turd of them all is found neatly laid on the flight deck of the scaled down Essex. And THAT, is the tale of the phantom s------. He was never caught, and never struck again.

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