![Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:50:08 No.226042642 [▼] >>226042746 >>226042752 >>226042768 >>226042820 >>226042905 >>226042930 >>226042945>>226042973 >>226043064>>226043080 >>226043326 >>226043330 >>226043335 >>226043450 >>226043538 >>226043542 >>226043567 >>226043576 >>226043617 >>226043750 >>226043921 >>226043991 >>226044047 >>226044086 >>226044126 >>226044153 >>226044248 >>226044314 >>226044664 >>226045665 >>226046278 >>226046442 >>226046473 >>226046497 >>226047086 >>226047184>>226047259 >>226047324 >>226047487 >>226047490 >>226049449 >>226049746 >>226050095 >>226050120 >>226050447 >>226051565 >>226052227 >>226052757 >>226052814>>226053026 >>226053878 >>226054179 >>226054472 >>226055069 >>226055958 >>226056608 >>226056836 >>226056889 >>226057132 >>226057335>>226057573 >>226058282 >>226059678 >>226060909 >>226061492 >>226062482 20140106_142115.jpg (144 KB, 640x480) google iqdb SORCERYSAGA >>226042642 Hahahahahaha PRVITA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SORCERYSAGA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:16:24 No.226046278 [▼] 1365420349518.png (278 KB, 406x385) google iqdb >>226042642 >playing a game literally for toddlers Didn't it come with a diaper as well OP? Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:51:03 No.226042746 [▼] >>226044047 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:51:06 No.226042752 [▼] 1280837759369.png (54 KB, 145x145) google iqdb >>226042642 >>226042642 >It doesn't come with complimentary diapers 0/10 would not buy Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:48:31 No.226050447 [▼] >>226051793 SORCERYS Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:05:05 No.226060909 [▼] 1376298384083.png (448 KB, 455x395) google iqdb >>226042642 Late to the party but this is solid f------ gold Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:37:48 No.226049050 [▼] 1389030958248.jpg (248 KB, 600x636) google iqdb >>226048974 33 >>226048974 THIS N---- Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:05:55 No.226052761 [▼] 12314710.jpg (24 KB, 600x450) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:10:04 No.226053317 [▼] >>226048974 how can one OP be so based? Jesus Christ, you magnificent bastard. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:25:06 No.226055337 [▼] 1345767706370.gif (1.88 MB, 480x270) google iqdb >>226048974 >>226048974 What the f--- -AYSAGA APIVITA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:35:58 No.226056946 [▼] its an abstract kind of h(...).gif (2.44 MB, 260x195) google iqdb >>226048974 when i think you guys amused me enough, then a surprise i f------ love you /v/ Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:44:08 No.226058021 [▼] 1368563893791.jpg (64 KB, 685x564) google iqdb SORCERYSAGA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:11:31 No.226045665 [▼] >>226042642 the peak of vita library Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:49:21 No.226050550 [] Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:45:58 No.226050086 [▼] holy shet.jpg (969 KB, 5000x5000) google iqdb >>226048974 ORCERYCIF >>226042480 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:48:55 No.226042480 [▼] >>226042642 >>226042668 >>226042930 >>226043991 >>226048489 >>226049532 >>226049746 >>226057132 >>226062482 20140106 141901.jpg (128 KB, 640x480) google igdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:29:10 No.226055958 [▼] >>226056212 26781.jpg (6 KB, 230x220) google iqdb Wow...uh t-thanks alot...I guess you p------------ Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:31:14 No.226064252 [] >>226064593 >>226042642 this is the point when you realise your life is over Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:40:18 No.226049363 [▼] 1386653173072.jpg (65 KB, 500x538) google iqdb I love you. phil_face_by_brianc 1006-d(...).png (96 KB, 794x932) google iqdb >>226048974 >>226048974 Is this the end of everything? nice >>226042642 First great thread of 2014. Great job OP, enjoy waddling to your crib. SORCERYSACH Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:00:38 No.226044086 [▼] 1374945882174.gif (1.28 MB, 960x540) google iqdb not much later, our stallion of an OP drops this final bomb. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:37:15 No.226048974 [] >>226049050 >>226049191 >>226049212 >>226049231 >>226049234>>226049363 >>226049379 >>226049387 >>226049419 >>226049421 >>226049486 >>226049537 >>226049647 >>226049689 >>226049746 >>226049869 >>226049927 >>226050086 >>226050156 >>226050240 >>226050335 >>226050343 >>226050550 >>226051125 >>226051317 >>226051390 >>226051468 >>226051489 >>226051697 >>226051718 >>226051840 >>226051889 >>226051921 >>226051943 >>226052217 >>226052375 >>226052401 >>226052575 >>226052585>>226052612 >>226052651 >>226052757 >>226052761 >>226052779 >>226052786 >>226052854 >>226052962 >>226053075 >>226053104 >>226053115 >>226053148 >>226053196 >>226053234 >>226053290 >>226053317 >>226053325>>226053329 >>226053342 >>226053369 >>226053414>>226053470 >>226053485>>226053502 >>226053602 >>226053667 >>226053713 >>226053754 >>226053757 >>226053791 >>226053878 >>226053953 >>226053976 >>226053981 >>226054006 >>226054091 >>226054119 >>226054171 >>226054259 >>226054306 >>226054371 >>226054438 >>226054451 >>226054563 >>226054663 >>226054786 >>226054838 >>226054878 >>226054992 >>226054993 >>226055240 >>226055316 >>226055325>>226055337 >>226055546 >>226055663 >>226055702 >>226055718 >>226055837 >>226055861 >>226055978 >>226056159 >>226056180 >>226056280 >>226056340 >>226056462 >>226056550 >>226056590 >>226056670 >>226056709 >>226056724 >>226056776 >>226056786 >>226056946 >>226056952 >>226057025 >>226057039 >>226057117 >>226057132 >>226057191 >>226057410 >>226057573 >>226057649 >>226057696 >>226057796 >>226057884>>226057909 >>226058021 >>226058057 >>226058282 >>226058326 >>226058384>>226058515 >>226058587 >>226059189 >>226059334 >>226059392 >>226059645 >>226059731 >>226060295>>226060416 >>226060919 >>226061103 >>226061219 >>226061250 >>226061395 >>226062206 >>226062306 >>226062791 >>226062957 >>226063364 Snapshot_20140106.jpg (39 KB, 640x480) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:06:06 No.226052786 [▼] >>226048974 you're a beautiful m----------- Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:15:34 No.226054091 [▼] 1389013766567.png (26 KB, 154x191) google iqdb >>226048974 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:17:58 No.226046473 [] >>226046879 1306143040343.gif (517 KB, 115x86) google iqdb >>226048974 I have no words. >>226042346 Oh yeah! My goty came in today! Lets see the cool s--- it came with! Oh boy it fits. Now it is time to cook some curry ber >>226042642 >game comes with a literal 'Eat Sony's S---' kit for the vitoddlers So >>226042642 The thought of OP playing this with the bib had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:34:29 No.226056709 [▼] 151356485413.png (62 KB, 170x192) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:35:37 No.226056889 [▼] 1377298279905.png (74 KB, 171x278) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:55:28 No.226043326 [▼] >>226044047 >>226042642 Take Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:42:34 No.226057796 [▼] 1385944683077.png (204 KB, 415x280) google iqdb >>226048974 WELL I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:40:45 No.226049421 [▼] 1388371058349.png (33 KB, 413x516) google iqdb >>226048974 You look exactly like I expected beautiful >>226042642 god f------ dammit this really is too much s--- on the bowl. Please. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:03:02 No.226052375 [▼] 1356897144152.jpg (34 KB, 544x400) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:11:17 No.226053502 [▼] drwhat.gif (911 KB, 320x200) google iqdb >>226048974 what Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:17:39 No.226054371 [▼] 1388287776143.png (199 KB, 376x383) google iqdb >>226048974 you are a man of peerless might OP i hope one day i get to be as glorious as you >>226048974 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:23:33 No.226047184 [▼] Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:56:26 No.226051489 [▼] 1378248706209.jpg (100 KB, 682x600) google iqdb >>226048974 OP you are a f------ god Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:24:18 No.226055240 [▼] 1361025781886.jpg (33 KB, 500x465) google iqdb >>226048974 God bless you, OP. Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:07:21 No.226061219 [▼] >>226048974 I'm not even upset, I'm just impressed. >>226042642 You have earned the f----- title of all of 4chan. I wanted to calm down before I went to bed and then I come across this s---. I've been laughing with the power of a nuclear explosion for ten minutes and the tears keep rolling down my cheeks Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:16:10 No.226054179 3.jpg (45 KB, 640x412) google iqdb >>226042642 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:40:45 No.226057573 [▼] 169779840.jpg (78 KB, 1009x729) google iqdb >>226042642 >>226048974 im simply out of words Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:53:32 No.226043064 [▼] 1370441074349.jpg (16 KB, 229x204) google iqdb >>226042642 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:10:15 No.226053342 [▼] m-my pipes.jpg (10 KB, 260x260) google iqdb >>226048974 WHAT IS HAPPENING Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:04:50 No.226052612 [ >>226048974 his powerlevel is off the charts Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:18:09 No.226054451 [] >>226054631 1369238291383.png (3 KB, 184x172) google iqdb >>226048974 >you will never be this based Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:21:16 No.226054878 [✔] 1340494836287.jpg (66 KB, 438x600) google iqdb >>226048974 The end of /v/ for today. OP wins Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:00:30 No.226060295 [▼] 1382129000439.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) google iqdb >>226048974 too much. I'm gonna wet myself Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:53:16 No.226059334 [▼] 1365948478198.jpg (170 KB, 1000x1562) google iqdb >>226048974 I have no words. May you live forever, OP.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/718/379.png "Anon buys a GOTY collector's edition. | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) Anonymous 07/23/20 (Thu) 18:21:37 No.59224205 [Reply] >Be me >Have best friend since 5th grade >You know you're close to someone when you can fart in their face and laugh about it >Ever since I've known him, every once in a while I'll grab him by the back of the head, shove my ass in his face and let out an epic flatulence >First time we smoked weed, at a bar, prom (in the back), at the movies park bachelors party etc >He does it to me too >Develop a fart fetish over time because of it >Start to watch fart p--- regularly >Want nothing more then a loving gf that'll use my nostrils as her personalair-vent whenever she needs to fart >Go to party with friend, tons of girls there >Be in small circle away from all the noise, consisting mainly of my friends coworkers >One of them is a QT 8.5/10, blond, green eyes >We all get wasted, the next few hours are a blur for me >Wake up next morning, everyone knocked out >Get an idea that gives me a raging hard-on (I'm gonna fart in QT's face, since she's knocked out) >Pull down pants, place my bare ass inches from her nose and unleash an eldritch abomination >Pull my pants up >To my surprise, I hear a loud inhale, followed by a sigh of satifaction and a cute giggle >Look at her crotch... she's getting wet >She whispers "I love you" >We both look at eachother for a few moments of bliss, hearts in our eyes and butterflies in our stomachs >Mfw I end up marrying her >Mfw she has 3 sets of octoplets in a row >Carefully monitor their browser history during and after puberty >Mfw they all become fart fetishists because of me and my wife's fart gene >Mfw I've contributed 24 fart fetishists to the world >Mfw I've made the world a better place What the f--- have you done?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/698/a76.jpg "Anon meets his soulmate | /r/Greentext")
![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) E Kiume Anonymous 08/24/20(Sun)02:21:37 No.82443929 [Reply] >Be me >19 year old newfag >Be mega-coomer >Years of fapping have completely desensitized me to p--- as a whole >Been fapping almost daily since I was 7, before i could even c-- (would orgasm but nothing would come out) >As a result ive been progessively getting into weirder and weirder s--- just to attain a boner >Be into watersports (piss fetish) >Be January, before shitdemic >Have online gf that I've been regularly texting/video calling since I was 17 >She knows about my fetish >Asks if I would drink her piss if she sent it to me >"Hell yeah I would" >Says she'll piss a few times in a bottle till its full, I agree to record myself chugging it >Few weeks later >Its finally here (literally feels like christmas morning) >Open box and sure enough, there's a full two liter bottle of golden nectar all for me >Open cap and smell it, get a raging hard-on from the smell of my gf's peepee >I set up my camera and chug that s---, send it to her >20m later I get a response >She send me one of those s----- laughing while crying emojis and tells me to call her >"Omg I can't believe you actually drank it hahahahahaha" >...what do you mean? >Hear voice of a balding middle-aged man laughing like a f------ hyena (its her dad) >"You really drank all of my piss son?" >They both are laughing hysterically >I hang up >fuckmylife.jpg >She later sends me a pic of her dad's passenger seat (hes a truck driver) >Its littered with 2 liters full of old piss >"That was my dad's piss Anon Imao" I've held a hateful grudge against her ever since she did this. Should I just break up with her /b/?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/696/933.jpg "Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext")
