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Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed) 22:51:17 No.22418409 >>22418416 >>22418997 I think I found a fake town last year, like Truman show fake >be me >last summer >cross county road trip, hitting up some national parks for /out/ >in central/southern Utah >it's getting late, like 10pm (been driving since 6ish) >it's dark as f---, no moon, can only see what's lit up by my headlights >decide to find someplace to rest for the night at next exit >see a town off in the distance, turn off on only pull off I've seen for over an hour heading towards town >pull off is unmarked and unlit, not on car gps, no cell service >town is directly ahead though, keep going >road turns to dirt road and is about 5 miles until it turns to pavement again right at the town where businesses and houses started showing up >immediately town strikes me as weird >nobody is on the streets, no cars on the streets or in the businesses parking lots. >jazz music is being pumped through the streets for some reason, not loudly but loud enough to hear >this town that looked to be about 7 blocks wide from some miles out has every major fast food chain I've heard of and 7 hotels on the main street >still no cell service, still not on car GPS >go to get food >KFC was fully illuminated and unlocked, nobody there. Same thing with Jack in the Box. >McDonald's has a cashier and cook when I go there, both look annoyed >take my order, give me distinctly non McDonald's nuggets and fries >leave >start going to get a bed for the night >Hampton Inn, empty parking lot, 3rd annoyed looking person informs me they're all booked up >La Quinta, person I'm now convinced was the cook at McDonald's is behind the check in counter, also empty parking lot, also fully booked >Holiday Inn Express, empty parking lot, person that was clearly the f------ cashier at McDonald's is behind the check in counter, surprisingly they have rooms >ask him if he's the guy from McDonald's "uhh, no, that's my brother" >f--- it, good enough for me >get to room, wifi exists but nothing loads, shower, crash Cont >>22418409 # >wake up next day, no breakfast in lobby, no other guests, >McDonald's guy still there for check out >ask him how to get out of town >"same road you came in on" >head to McDonald's to get something to eat >town is still playing smooth jazz >still nobody on the street >order at drive thru >drive thru lady is definitely lady from the Hampton Inn >ordered a f------ mcgriddle and black coffee, she hands me a microwave English muffin sandwich and what I assume to be some kind of instant coffee >place is too f------ weird to stay and argue >heading down the only f------ road in and out of town >maybe 3 miles onto the 5 mile dirt road notice big metal-wire fence on both sides of the road in the desert, meet on the road in a big motorized gate that is open >soon as I pass thru, gate starts closing >get back onto road, finally get onto 62? That's not right, could've sworn I was on 89 when I decided to pull off and there's mountains in between >finally get cell service, nothing matches description of town, none of the charges ever show up on my card I've told some people and 1 suggested it was Richfield but I know I was south of there and you know, they would've actually charged me for stuff. pileofknives: derinthescarletpescatarian: opened-rootbeercan: prudencepaccard: axmxz: "Sir, axmxz: makiruz: OP be like "No, we apparently the phoenixonwheels: can't I just can queenofthefaces: update: i started and he was like towns?" ok are Oh my god, the story's real? i love how King, and fake CIA towns", the OP knows Let's and Convention do Dashcon Thank u @tiwaztyrsfist for context HSJDKFKGL show https://www.fbi.gov/services/training-academy/hogans-alley OP describes something straight out of Stephen like "yeah it's one of them things everyone but of those a bunch This is so much funnier from the POV of the staff Center tiwaztyrsfist still salvage Op accidentally drove onto a government training site. Most of the major agencies (FBI, CIA, etc) supposedly maintain small fake, but fully built and realistic, towns for training exercises. The people in town were base staff and they were all p----- off at him because they were gonna have to fill out long and tedious reports about a civilian getting onto the site. Piute Reservoir east bank. Military installation that is blocked on google maps. It's visible from 89, and the road south passes through a (google maps censored) security gate right before 62. thegaysociallyawkwardcat telling this story to my military brat husband, "oh like one of those fake special forces training only ones out of the loop?? has a non-secret one of these: and I the FBI OP 2 at the like about him my ID of people are it's just one this. and Put Undisclosed tell on him to leave?" the McDonald's uniform." CIA Plausibly Deniable La Quinta Inn

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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