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Stupider in Jupiter | /r/Greentext

03/06/23(Mon)14:37:09 No.72472626 >go to local community college for computer programming >get sold 2 online classes that I specifically didn't ask for >fail the classes because I lost motivation, and I don't work well online "teaching" myself >go to another community college where there is a welding program >sign up hoping for welding : Anonymous Her Milk Shake Brings All The Boys To The Yard Wendy's 1.17 MB PNG >nope >take a shitload of prereqs, NOTHING relevant to welding whatsoever >$3k down the f------ drain >failing English writing >no one is telling me when my welding classes start, just "oh your prereqs start at x date" >already started English with a bad grade because I was accepted late and can't do the assignments within the time window that was impossible for me to do >sitting in a zoom call currently re-evaluating my life choices I f------ hate college

anons son cosplaying as reviewbrah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/11/18 (Wed)09:43:18 No.44604625 >my son starts browsing 4chan in august last year >i'm cool with it. he's smart enough to not fall for any /pol/ memes >fast forward to halloween >dresses as patrick bateman for a party >fast forward to december >asks for a Sony CD player, various expensive skincare products and Huey Lewis albums >fast forward to today >regularly goes on rants about Hip to Be Square and other Huey Lewis songs >has a haircut that's short at the front and long at the back >dresses in 80's business attire like he's f------ reviewbrah >caught him stealing p---- VHS tapes last week What the f--- did you people do to my son? Please give him back.

Anon wan go didney worl | /r/Greentext

HOME 52 KB PNG Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822388 # : Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822413 # Anonymous 1:28 PM >wan go diney wurl 06/01/18(Fri) 13:23:40 No.45822357 >>45822325 (OP) # flawda? 65% 06/01/18(Fri)13:25:46 No.45822388 >>45822357 # orthando 06/01/18(Fri)13:27:25 No.45822413 >>45822388 # wan go flawda

Anon hates Burger King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)14:45:11 No.19016077 Burger King >looks like it should taste good >smells like it should taste good >priced like it should taste good It's the most bland, flavorless fast good you can get. Bland burger, watered down "soda" and cold fries without fail every time I get it.

You DO use a bread machine, right? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IUSY4j4b /gag/ Goyslop Avoidance Genera(...) 03/06/23(Mon)12:00:50 No.418689652 Why haven't you bought a bread machine yet anons? >ingredients are dirt cheap >zero bugs >zero sneed oils >zero effort 198 KB JPG >slop your ingredients into the machine >4 hours later you get some of the tastiest bread you've ever had. Also these things can be picked up second hand for no money. So anon, what are you doing to avoid being poisoned by the jews today?

Anon misses his cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB PNG >need cheese 03/06/23 (Mon)14:52:06 No.895455717 >be me >5 years old >come back from school >feelin' tired af >make a cheese sandwich >accidentally drop it >tears start flowin' >cried so hard >mama sees me cryin' >asks what's wrong >tell her about my cheese sandwich >mama makes me a new one >tries to cheer me up >but I can't eat it >too busy mournin' my first sandwich >RIP sandwich, you will be missed

Anon tries coffee for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)14:56:27 No.72471393 >Be me, never have drank coffee before >Decide one day to try it >Its ok I guess Mfw when suddenly my face gets hot and my back starts to crawl. What is this super power?

Anon has an iphone | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)19:22:08 No.72467475 [Reply] ► >be me >phone screen broke recently >ordered a new one >wrong one technically but still fits so whatever >few weeks later, this morning >squat down to pet my dog and phone falls out of my pocket >screen falls off >try to put it back on but Im a retard and pinch one of the cables between the screen and the phone >completely severs the cable, iPhone X I paid too much money for now completely f----- >mfw Posting this off my s--- ass iPhone 5 from 2012. Day is off to a great start, huh?

anon realises grind is for nothing | /r/Greentext

>30lvl >born in russian hell >fat spoiled kid >no father WONT FIX >overprotective retard mother that treated me like a pet >bullied through entire school and early adulthood (kinda justified, imagine dealing with fat spoiled kid with ADHD) >developed sociopathy, paranoia and a bunch of other mental illnesses by 20 >emotions degraded to the point I could be absolutely fine alone >at 26 got bored of anime and videogames and started learning programming >got a job, moved out, promotions every year >moved to EU >happiest men on earth >went on a couple of LSD trips, cured apathy and social anxiety >decided it's time to get a gf >full of optimism, excited for the future >went to gym, got nice clothes, started looking like a human being >2 months of ghosting on date apps >no girl wants to date with mentally ill average guy >thanks to restored emotions it's no longer feels fine to be alone >try to talk with people, show interest in them, try to understand their feeling, make friends >they show no interest in me whatsoever, I'm a ghost if I don't talk to them first, >realize I was happier without emotions >realize it was all for nothing

Anon is a musician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)14:22:18 No.895454107 33 KB JPG >Be me >Have dream about making music >Accidentally create two songs >One has weird beat, other has cringey acapella lyrics >Try to go back to beat song >Somehow restart both songs and they play together >Magic happens >New really good song is born >Wake up, feeling excited to recreate the song in real life >Realize the details are fading from memory >Spend the rest of the day trying to recall the song >End up with nothing but a vague sense of loss and regret

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