Anon tries coffee for the first time | /r/Greentext
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![O Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)19:22:08 No.72467475 [Reply] ► >be me >phone screen broke recently >ordered a new one >wrong one technically but still fits so whatever >few weeks later, this morning >squat down to pet my dog and phone falls out of my pocket >screen falls off >try to put it back on but Im a retard and pinch one of the cables between the screen and the phone >completely severs the cable, iPhone X I paid too much money for now completely f----- >mfw Posting this off my s--- ass iPhone 5 from 2012. Day is off to a great start, huh?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/545/554/d6c.png "Anon has an iphone | /r/Greentext")
![Women's sexual partners before 40% 30% 30% 25% 20% TEN ON 0% partners their first marriage i REALLY wish we were born in a different era 1partner 4-5 partner Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)05:18:43 No.72463014 [Reply] virgins before m 1990 2000 Source National Survey of Family Grow >tattoos >all women dressed like sluts >hyper sexual society >women had to find jobs and husbands instead of stripping online >yoga pants >literal high s----------- walking around in bras and lingerie >no smartphones >no trannies >no $2000 rent + 10 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)09:17:10 No.72465428 >>72464752 Thats woman logic for ya.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/545/485/ae7.png "Anon dislikes society | /r/Greentext")
