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/b/ on race | /r/Greentext

File: 810HCT/TsuL.jpg (375 KB, 2100x2100) United States of America Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)16:39:20 No.918933665 [Reply] >>918935974 >>918936254 Americans: what are your thoughts on race relations in the US? Whites? Blacks? Latinos? Asians? Native americans? >> Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:15:29 No.918935244 No americans in the building? Padie Ocean Gulf of Mexton >> Atlantie O Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:32:35 No.918935974 >>918933665 (OP) There are decent people from all races and cultures that don't give a f--- one way or the other. I prefer those people. Then there are those that are racially tribalistic, like the /pol/cels or the angry blacks that think white people owe them s--- and riot at every criticize. I f------ loath those people. Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:39:34 No.918936254 ► >>918933665 (OP) race relations are good in good areas, but they're bad in bad areas

/b/ on gorillas | /r/Greentext

>> File: IMG_4970.jpg (58 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)16:15:46 No.918932713 [Reply] >>918933382 >>918933780 What do you think about gorillas? +1 reply omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:39:35 No.918936255 >>918933780 Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)16:34:03 No.918933382 >>918932713 (OP) Better than stoprillas Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)16:41:44 No.918933780 >>918932713 (OP) >>918936255 They catch a lot of s--- being compared to n------. Gorillas are a hell of a lot more cool than n------ are. x10 Gorillas should be protected and the other apes killed.

/b/ on albinos | /r/Greentext

File: pale.jpg (76 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:30:10 No.77627302 [Reply] >>77627310 >>77627313 >>77627314 >>77627326 Do pale white people like this exist, or is it mostly shooping? I'm not white, but it looks pretty kino. Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.77627310 >>77627302 (OP) That's called albinism

Road to Berlin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 53 KB JPG >night out comes >its in some club 05/26/24(Sun)21:09:38 No.77623625 >get a new job >chat to a few of my new coworkers >one of them says some people from work are going out on friday night and asks if i want to come >never had friends or anything so happily say yes >feel accepted for the first time in my life >about 20 people from work are there >club is full to bursting point >women are dressed like prostitutes and have so much makeup on they look like burn victims >guys are all dressed like t---- and are acting like t---- >try to chat to coworkers but can't because of the noise. >try to dance but can't because every time I move an inch I hit someone >don't like alcohol so forced to sit around drunk people for hours >almost everyone seems to be doing drugs as well >just sit there for hours till 1am not even able to think because its so noisy >go home wishing i'd never went >next day in work everyone says its one of the best nights out they've ever had Okay what the f--- am I missing here? Is this seriously what being a normie is like? I honestly had more fun the time I accidentally s--- myself as a teenager and had to smuggle my soiled boxers out of the house without anyone seeing or smelling them

Anon is a Buddhist | /r/Greentext

***Anonymous East 21 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)23:27:05 No.918923441 >thinking about killing myself >realize reincarnation might be real >18% chance to respawn in China >18% chance to respawn in India >15% chance to respawn in Africa >5% chance to respawn in South America >5% chance to respawn in Middle >if I kill myself, it might be that I have a 61% chance to respawn in an actual s------- country Reincarnation being real would unironically prove Earth really is Hell.

Anon found a loli | /r/Greentext

File: 1300669768956.jpg (398 KB, 544x600) Anonymous (ID: igTm24fJ 05/26/24(Sun)11:46:13 No.469204848 >>469205280 >>469205534 >>469205704>>469206529 >>469207086 >>469207436 >>469210718 >>469210914 >>469211591 >>469211607 >>469211620 >be me >Exiting mcshits >A wild loli appears >Begin to open door to hold it for her >Immediately calculate all of the years ahead of her, all the b------- she'll pull, the lies she'll tell, the guys shell cheat on and exploit, decades of narcissism and whoredom >She begins walking closer to door >Use man brain to instinctively know trajectory of door >REALLY open it for her at the perfect moment >Mfw the handle knocked her tooth out >She begins crying >Turns into screaming like a banshee when she sees her tooth on the ground and the blood in her hand >Her mother comes running up screaming "what happened" >Both look towards me >Say the wind ripped the door right out of her hand >Got the f--- out while barely getting it together >Almost died laughing on my way home

Anon on R. Lee Ermey's performance in Full Metal Jacket | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)11:53:14 No.2663937 Screenshot_20240523_114135_YouTube.jpg 532 KB JPG >There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n------, k----, wops, greasers, injuns, zipperheads, slavoids, or any other inferior race. You will not be allowed to lynch pvt.Snowball. You will not make Holocaust jokes at pvt.Joker. You will not tell our South- Vietnamese allies to open their eyes so they can shoot better. And you MOST CERTAINLY will not shame pvt.Cowboy for being a filthy c----sucking f----- queer. Fried chicken and kosher bagels will be available in the messhall for pvt. Snowball and pvt.Joker respectively. Here you are all worthless subhuman n------. Do you maggots understand that? Was this necessary?

Anon sleeps | /r/Greentext

83 KB JPG Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them.

Anon gets singled out | /r/Greentext

12m (05/25/24 16:31) 77618279 - 6 Re. 1 Img PNG 324KB (576 x 607) Download.png 3 Replies my apolocheese OP >coworkers asked me if i was excited for the 3 day weekend >wasnt thinking and said "oh sure i cant wait to spend another weekend rotting in my room crying my eyes out and cutting myself haha" just f----- up my whole work rep dude

Anon discuss literary master sister trio | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 05/25/24(Sat)16:24:40 No.23422918 >be final surviving member of literary master sister trio >Destroy your sisters works because they're, idk, bad or offensive or whatever >Go down in history as the most talented and celebrated of the trio Why are women like this?

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