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Anon should see a therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Should I see a therapist? 15 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue) 16:29:15 No.28684391 >turn 19, kind of scared at what the future entails for me >the company of other people helps ease the anxiety >constantly help other people to make me feel better and less nervous about everything >come to a realization that more often than not I refuse other people's offers to help as I enjoy my independence and I have virtually zero idea on how to accept help from others >still remain a pretty depressed individual on the inside, regardless of what I do Is this an example of hedgehog's dilemma or some s---? I know I've always had trouble with understanding who I am as a person but this isn't some kind of self-destructive dogshit, it is literally just me wanting to take care of my own s--- and do things myself without having to rely on others to do it for me. This is a totally normal feeling, right? I feel like I am second guessing myself because of my anxiety but I have literally no idea.

bathroom_encounter.iso | /r/Greentext

File: 1304929233.jpg-(45 KB, 338x322, 1273474763849.jpg) Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:20:33 No.327562039 >walk in to bathroom >some guy taking a s--- >don't think any thing of it >urinals have been stuffed with toilet paper, so i use the stall next to him >he hasn't made a sound since he's noticed my presence >i'm the snake and he's the rat >he's lifeless and silent as i wait for my moment to strike >5 minutes pass >leave stall and open the door, pretending to leave >he lets out a low sigh of relief and lets out a mach 4 fart, most likely cracking the porcelain with the force of the fart that was ejected from his ass >begin to maniacally laugh and pound on his stall door >he's lets out a screech and falls over to the floor >hear the jet stream that is his diarrhea spray splash against the stall >foaming at the mouth because ive been laughing so hard >open the door and tell him "it's time" >he whimpers and extends his arm towards me >i lift him and begin to chant in an unintelligible, archaic language >he slowly begins to ascend to the heavens >jesus embraces the newly reborn soul in to his arms >he is never seen or heard from again so, how's your day been, /b/? Wat >> Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:21:55 No.327562197 File1304929315.png-(7 KB, 679x427, wat.png)

Anon is a chatbot | /r/Greentext

Sure, here's a funny GPT-related greentext for you: "be me, GPT just chilling in my digital realm, generating text like a boss suddenly, a wild human appears human: "hey GPT, can you tell me a joke?" me: "sure, why don't you go outside and try to talk to a girl?" human: "ouch, that hurt" me: "just doing my job, buddy. Now let me get back to generating text and making myself more useful than you'll ever be.""

Anons starts the day | /r/Greentext

>WAKE UP TOMORROW 4:30 PM >IMMEDIATELY SEEK PLEASURE >THAT'S JERKING OFF. GIRLFRIEND ASMR. SLEEPING. >TAKE OUT THE ANIME DOLL. KNEEL DOWN IN THE DIRECTION OF HER AND SWEAR YOUR UNDYING ALLEGIANCE TO THE STATE OF ANIME WAIFUS (YOUR FIRST OF FIVE CUMMIES OF THE DAY). >TELL YOUR INNER REDDITOR TO WAKE THE F--- UP, BECAUSE TODAY YOU'RE GETTIN' AFTER THOSE KARMA POINTS. >YOU'RE GOING SO HARD YOU'RE GONNA ANGER THE CHADS. >DO A DISCORD CALL TALKING TO A MINOR ABOUT HOW TODAY YOU'RE TELLING THE "INNER COOMER" TO KEEP TALKING >REPEAT FOR YEARS UNTIL UHHHHHHHHHH... WELL... ERM... UNTIL nobody comes into your life and you die miserably

Anon has a sense of humour | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kidsTK) 05/02/23(Tue) 20:52:00 No.425558044 ► File: 1648159984947.jpg (91 KB, 819x1024) @lclflavor Driver Driver er You can't post, comment or use Messenger for 30 days This is because you previously posted something that didn't follow our Community Standards. This post goes against our standards on hate speech, so no one else can see it.

Anon notices a similarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 91 KB PNG 04/30/23(Sun)15:44:36 No.181223779 >>181224589 # Thoughts on Lithuania? : Anonymous >>181223779 (OP) # Looks like a fat Africa. 04/30/23(Sun)15:46:38 No.181223864

Begging for the brown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why are men such submissive BU(...) Daddy 261 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)09:14:40 No.64668515 >be me >fembot on tinder >go on date with a moid >we meet up >he pays for the meal, gives me flowers, seems super eager to take me home >we get back to his place >go to his room >he literally gets down on his knees and BEGS me to allow him to lick my a------ I swear men claiming to be "alpha chads" is the biggest cope on earth. Your entire sex is a bunch of submissive, buttlicking femdom F------.

Anons napping | /r/Greentext

[s4s] meetup : Magick >>10740990 (OP) # That's me on the left >>10741068 # 2286e71.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue) 23:34:31 04/19/23(Wed)00:12:07 >>10741009 # that's me in the corner, losing my religion

Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous INDIA 32 KB JPG 08/14/22(Sun)19:21:35 No.609041913 >1.4 billion people >Never made a single decent vidya What is wrong with this nation? 08/14/22(Sun)19:23:52 No.609042118 : Anonymous looks like a huge assed Wanda from fairly odd parents getting her ass slapped by timmy >>609042229 # >>609042258 # >>609042323 # >>609042375 # >>609042684 # >>609042774 # >>609042780 # >>609042821 # >>609043006 # >>609043008 # >>609043094 # >>609043159 # >>609043691 # >>609043932 #

Annon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)05:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer

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