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anon torrent's girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPEG 10. 5. 2024 11:48:37 No.94137382 >be me, young gamer in a 3rd world country >American games are like gold here, too expensive > still manage to get some games but know nothing about specs or bugs, classic dumb kid >games are my escape from the dumbness of growing up > one day discover torrents, what is this wizardry? looks shady af >download game, slap on a crack, it actually works >wow.png >start to get the hang of it, figure out what's legit and what's malware central > years go by, start using torrents like a pro > fast forward, meet a girl in the most autistic way possible >hit her up on Facebook, doot doot >we end up Skyping >"Anon, I want to play Sims but it's hella expensive and idk if my potato PC can handle it" >smh retard EA's DLC milking, f--- them >no worries babe, I got the high seas connection > hook up to her PC remotely, download a Anodius repack, apply crack > it works > "Anon, thank you so much!" >doot doot > years later she confesses "Anon, that's when I started to like you, you helping me out like that was really nice" >mfw i got laid because of torrent >this is how you get a gf you virgins >ps. don't be a complete autist though

Anon likes Sukuna | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/10/24(Fri)12:25:25 No.266417374 MATOSPECTORU PATREON | MATOSPECTORU 1704627422887 (4).jpg 120 KB JPG With this chapter it's confirmed Sukuna-sama hasn't killed a single person who didn't deserve it. >The twins Evil bitches >Shibuya casualties Necessary to prepare the Fuuga because of Megumi. Basically Megumi's fault >Megumi's body stealing Megumi killed thousands in Shibuya >Reincarnated sorcerers All murderers >Higuruma Also a murder >Choso Yeah you got that right, a murderer. >Heian era B------- legends and also they probably ganked him first >B-but his twin brother It doesn't mean he literally murdered him - it's just what happens in a mother's body when she doesn't have enough nutrients. Sukuna-sama will win due to his moral superiority.

Anon doesn't know how to knock | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-07-15 20:48:56 Post No. 29973043 [Report] Image search: [Google] My life as a pervert is complete! 75 KB, 1280x720 >younger brother chad brings friends home for a videogaymes party >i help with house chores despite being a lifeless robot >still have the dishes and cleaning the turtles tank left >i say f--- it and do it anyway 'cause in my head that's the non-coward thing to do, gotta show those punks i do what i want whenever i want >need water for the turtles tank >go to the bathroom and bluntly open the door >there's a freaking girl with her pants down >her face a mix of embarrassment, shock and horror >i say "huh, sorry", in the most beta way possible >she quickly closes the door >bitch was probably about to poop 'cause she took her good time in there >do the dishes while she stares at me with a disgusted face >she ends leaving early with a couple of lil' chad's friends

Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 03/07/19(Thu)01:37:45 No.51320830 >be me >complete weeb with no other interests than anime and videogames and no social skills >be looking for an apprenticeship >find an internship for two days to get some more experience >be bored af all the time cuz am not allowed to do anything just watch >girl with blue hair works as an apprentice here >hearteyes.jpg >find out she likes gaming, anime and has no social skills either >holyshit.jpg >think about what to do to get her number >finish first day not talking a lot to her >next day there is a carnival in our city/country and people dress up >the girl was dressed as a cat girl >think I really have to ask her out >spend the day talking to her more >end of work for the day for both of us >get stopped by a dude and girl goes out before me >ohshit.jpg >run out as fast as I can to catch her >she's waiting for a bus and bus is coming >have to wait for the lights to turn green >bus stops >f-----.jpg >she doesn't get in because she's waiting for another bus >asking her to go out on dinner with me >"sure Anon just need your number fast cuz bus is coming" >happy af give her my number and walk away I've got a date :D

Vaults arent the wastelands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)19:13:33 No.192955304 IMG_7358.jpg 492 KB JPG >based off of a post apocalyptic game world where people struggle to survive >shows a fat mutt Into the bin it goes

It's over. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Found this in the trash today 05/09/24(Thu)14:49:44 No.77435132 Espero y te goste el dibujo ♥ de boblar contigo has pooerne demoses al Quisiera conocerte has vernos las en 2 conch Eres demasiado linda, perdón si no pero me puedo decir esto en la b mejor es por lo fato que cres I pongo dema IMG_20240509_125016.jpg Written by a girl to a guy 153 KB JPG "You are too cute, sorry if I can't say this irl but I get too nervous (maybe because of how cute you are). I want to know you better and talk to you, can we meet at the football pitch at 6? I hope you like my drawing <3"

Anon solves the puzzle | /r/Greentext

222KiB, 1910x956, j-mp-3rd5skU.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 止 Anonymous Sun 28 Mar 2021 02:46:51 No.850705958 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>850706144 >>850706317 >>850706960 >>850707358 >>850707507 >>850707662 >>850707789 There is a puzzle within this post. Solve it, and you will be given further instruction on what you must do. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Easy.jpg, 25KiB, 300x300 Anonymous Sun 28 Mar 2021 02:50:57 No.850706144 Report Quoted By: >>850706252 >>850705958 Solved. There's a face.

Connect the dots | /r/Greentext

个 Anonymous 05/04/24(Sat)20:19:15 No.675434663 Post PS5? IvyGrandi @Ivy Grandi ADL Caught Illegally Spying on Millions of Americans Via Secret PlayStation Backdoor thepeoplesvoice.tv/adl-caught-ill... via @realtpv Traducir post ADL Caught Illegally Spying on Millions of Americans Via Secret PlayStation Backdoor De thepeoplesvoice.tv 3:14 p. m. 25 ene. 2024 66 Reproducciones 27 file.png 202 KB PNG >Suddenly, for no reason, they want you to make a PSN account I

Orange is the new black | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: v6ZJRADA 05/09/24(Thu)22:33:51 No.467597108 When the gas station is out of Pall Mall Menthol Lights. DKYFried 1693372642918653[1].jpg 88 KB JPG 2024: >WAHHHH MY POLITICAL OPPONENT IS PERSECUTING ME >"CLEARLY A POLITICALLY MOTIVATED ARREST, WHAT AN UNFAIR AND BROKEN JUSTICE SYSTEM #freetrump #buytrumpNFTS" 2016: >i am literally going to arrest my political opponent >"PRAISE BE TO GOD EMPORER TRUMP" i don't care how retarded his supporters are i just want to know why they aren't consistent

Behold, the peak of Asian Cartoon.png humour | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >flips COMEDY 05/08/24(Wed)16:56:28 No.75386698 channels4_profile.jpg 67 KB JPG

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