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: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 03/07/19(Thu)01:37:45 No.51320830 >be me >complete weeb with no other interests than anime and videogames and no social skills >be looking for an apprenticeship >find an internship for two days to get some more experience >be bored af all the time cuz am not allowed to do anything just watch >girl with blue hair works as an apprentice here >hearteyes.jpg >find out she likes gaming, anime and has no social skills either >holyshit.jpg >think about what to do to get her number >finish first day not talking a lot to her >next day there is a carnival in our city/country and people dress up >the girl was dressed as a cat girl >think I really have to ask her out >spend the day talking to her more >end of work for the day for both of us >get stopped by a dude and girl goes out before me >ohshit.jpg >run out as fast as I can to catch her >she's waiting for a bus and bus is coming >have to wait for the lights to turn green >bus stops >f-----.jpg >she doesn't get in because she's waiting for another bus >asking her to go out on dinner with me >"sure Anon just need your number fast cuz bus is coming" >happy af give her my number and walk away I've got a date :D

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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