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Anonymous 8 KB JPEG 10. 5. 2024 11:48:37 No.94137382 >be me, young gamer in a 3rd world country >American games are like gold here, too expensive > still manage to get some games but know nothing about specs or bugs, classic dumb kid >games are my escape from the dumbness of growing up > one day discover torrents, what is this wizardry? looks shady af >download game, slap on a crack, it actually works >wow.png >start to get the hang of it, figure out what's legit and what's malware central > years go by, start using torrents like a pro > fast forward, meet a girl in the most autistic way possible >hit her up on Facebook, doot doot >we end up Skyping >"Anon, I want to play Sims but it's hella expensive and idk if my potato PC can handle it" >smh retard EA's DLC milking, f--- them >no worries babe, I got the high seas connection > hook up to her PC remotely, download a Anodius repack, apply crack > it works > "Anon, thank you so much!" >doot doot > years later she confesses "Anon, that's when I started to like you, you helping me out like that was really nice" >mfw i got laid because of torrent >this is how you get a gf you virgins >ps. don't be a complete autist though

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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