A recent invasive species of single Twinkie-shaped creatures have been spotted across the glob.
Reports say they're every where in stores, and they stare at people, waiting for death. In-fact, 1st-person sources have apparently heard them mumbling animal rage bout planning a global take over.
These creatures are called "Cash-cowus Minonus", they appear to be found in resident stores, typically on shelves. They have a thief-like behavior, as they bribe youngsters into getting through a paywall for them to stalk the buyer all day.
The government says to remain calm, as they pose no threats. But it has been suggested to burn them before they attack people.
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