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KYM breaking news: Stores are being invaded by one-eyed Twinkies.

Last posted Jul 11, 2015 at 06:21AM EDT. Added Jul 11, 2015 at 01:34AM EDT
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A recent invasive species of single Twinkie-shaped creatures have been spotted across the glob.

Reports say they're every where in stores, and they stare at people, waiting for death. In-fact, 1st-person sources have apparently heard them mumbling animal rage bout planning a global take over.

These creatures are called "Cash-cowus Minonus", they appear to be found in resident stores, typically on shelves. They have a thief-like behavior, as they bribe youngsters into getting through a paywall for them to stalk the buyer all day.

The government says to remain calm, as they pose no threats. But it has been suggested to burn them before they attack people.

This has been KYM breaking news. Filler signing out.
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CUPS wrote:

>one eyed
>picture clearly shows 2 eyes

Wait a minute…

1 + 2 is 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Gru, the man who created the Minions, has 3 letters in his name. 3 ÷ 3 is 1. Illuminati only has one eye.

Minions = Illuminati confirmed

Last edited Jul 11, 2015 at 06:26AM EDT
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