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Yum!

Here you are sir:

Lifes been nice, keeping this bar up has been hard ever since the freeloaders got here, you?

>moved back to riff raff
give me the best poison you got…

takes drink without paying and goes back to under the bridge

Ain't dead yet, so that's something. Wish them damn freeloaders'd get out of here; the bar is specifically a haven of forgetting your troubles.

C'mon don't get too whiney, try to buckle down and get drunk!
@You're reading this
Yeah this used to be a nice place, i gotta get better security or something
Speaking of which
@Travis
EY you better get back here before i grab my shotgun and chase you down the street! Goddamn freeloader

okay
….hows squigly?

@No Origional Names
It gets worse every year. Here's my pay for my drink, and some extra to cover your losses from that freeloader.

Can I have a Capri Sun beer?

Fine, still sorta dead but fine. On problem I've been seeing is that art of her these days is really getting disgusting. I mean, look at this piece of shit:

Its really awful how people could do this, it overall shitty and somone should do something about i!
@YARD
Thanks m8, if you find that guy kick his ass for me ok?
@LEGGO
here you are sir!

Congratulations NON, on finally making a successful riff-raff thread. A round of drinks on me to celebrate!

Can I get root beer instead of alcohol?

Is a root beer a drink? Then yes, yes you can.

[stares incredulously]

[wiggles eyebrows ]

Heard there was a new bar, might as well join the party.
Bartender, give me a glass of H²O

While you're at it I'll have a glass of H²O too.

@Crimea
Thank you! Its an honor!
@Girlie
Here you are!

@Everyone else
Water for everyone!

Underages drink beer on this thread

Time to get drunk on solvent!

Ey What are talking abut Leggo my Eggo isn't underaged hes just got a major defect! Jeez when did this bar get so filled with low lives!

Who said this bar was in the states? Maybe its in Norway?

Well fellas it sure has been one fine day!

But now its time for happy hour!
Get as drunk/hammered as you want for cheap!
Alright first rounds on the house!

Well fuck man, if I had known there was gonna be a free round I wouldn't have gotten a round for everyone else earlier!

We got a 2 and half Star Rating on Yelp.

Give me apple juice in a martini glass, I wanna look "cool"

Here you are ma'am:

@unusedusername
Wrong bar, like crimea said we're in Norway.
Plus that bar is way too shitty to be compared to us

I'll take a Shirley Templar, extra (dead) Templar….

Gimme a martini. Oh, and uh, do that thing where you.light it on fire first, I prefer my drinks to be metal as fuck.

MORE BEER!

Hello bartender. This Stalker needs Vodka. I need it to remove radiation and kill kebabs.

I'll have a Jägermeister, please.

Anyway, how's your day?

@Chowz
BEEERRR

@Inferno
METAL AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@Hackenbacker
Ok let me see what i have in the bac- OH SHIT

@Delphox
Heres some totally not radiated vodka

@Tupolev
Here you are

And my day? Pretty shitty on the count that i passed out on the bar floor and a bunch of drunks threw up on me.

Howdy bar keep, I'll have a Cesar tonight. Not a bloody mary mind you, it needs to be a cesar.

Here you are sir:

So how you taking Monty's death?

Ey brotha, got whiskey, 100+ proof, with some soda? I really need to hit one, shit's got to me lately…

And yeah, a shot for errbody on me, ma riches ain't worth nothin if it ain't spent.

Ok here you are

And oh boy SHOTS! C'MOn EVERYBODY!

great roleplay thread guys haha

let's pretend to drink alcohol online like grown-ups do for real hee hee

lol 'i'm gonna write a post where i ask for moonshine because i want to pretend to be a big tough guy and that's what big tough guys do according to my anime and fantasy novels

hurr durr, yea blubber, everone heer r such plebz.

BTW, can I get a creamsoda barkeep?

walks into bar I'll order a Nuka-Cola but don't forget the American flag coster.

@Girlie
Here you are

(The extras are refills)
@Dornan
Wastelander i see?
Here you are

So, have you run into any gouls lately?

Vodka, don't what kind just let it be vodka

@Stalker
Here you are comrad

Liquid sex pls

please give me a shot of memes, I just got fired and I need cocaine and memes to heal my wounded soul

@Sam
Heres some strawberry lube:

@Lilb
Have some cringe