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Grab a seat and a drink and welcome to the Riff Raff bar!
Here you can relax after a hard day and get a nice drink and catch up with you mates or watch some sports.
Just always remember to pay or you're out of here, we don't allow tramps like you!

So c'mon in and have a good time!

Nope, sorry. Already a loyal patron of the KYM Tiki Bar. *sips a shitpost on the rocks*

[takes a seat.] Can I get a cherry Pepsi?

Also, barkeep, according to Minty I'm a loli. WTF?

Girlie confirmed for very fleshed out and realistic Loli alt.

@Crimeariver and Dragonlord
Ey no freeloading, either get a drink or get out!
@Girlie
Gotcha covered!

Alright here you are:

…
Ahem So, how are you gonna legally get out of this engagement with Yiffer Girlie?

I dunno, I mean, I barely even know about getting divorced, never mind an engagement. But I need to find a way. I can't get married to a player. >_>

oh yes i forgot
i guess i'll have what she's having

@Crimeariver

oh pls is Girle a SJW?

I'll have a rye and ginger.

@Dragonlord

Who knows, maybe Loli created a non-SJW alt to infiltrate the anti-SJW circle jerk and destroy it from the inside with shitposting.

@Dragonlord
Alright here you are

@Convoy
Heres the best we got for you

and for you

Anyways if Girlie was a true Loli clone she wouldn't be this good at threads, god knows Loli hates Riff Raff getting popularity, that's more work for him to do.

thanks

hows life?

Pretty good, trying to get my rights to marry Squigly because the damn government made a law on Zombie X Human Relationships but other than that its just working here at the bar trying to get by on life.

oh still playing around with your shit waifu

i'm not surprised

Hey, lads.

I want some Vodka.

My life is okay. Money has been tight lately, but I'm slowly getting back stuff that had to be sold.

My relationships with my waifus and husbandos are pretty good, except for my relationship with 60's Spider-Man. He is harassing my second (and still very much a secret) husbando. Bah….

oh what brings you here?

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just check what are you guys doing.

And I need a drink.

Here you are sir!

How is your plane collection going by the way? I heard rumor that your wife Nui was gonna throw them all in the trash so she could get a new sword collection.

Not really sure you can still call your secret husbando a secret any more considering we figured it out when you gave us that horribly obvious hint.

Well some people still don't know who he is! DX

Can I get a drink?Anyway I am slowly turning into a girl,I don't know why but it started when someone asked about it.Anyway can someone help me?

I dunno…. You should ask Nat or Sam or Ms Fortune about that….

Or you could just use magic.

Magic is niiiiiice.

Anyways ask for an actual drink and use proper grammar or get out ya tramp!

Just give me whatever can kill me fastest, I just wanna get out of Riff-Raff.

Here some meme cola, fastest cancer causing drink in the world!

I guess a beer would do.

Alright here you are ma'am:

So how the shit-shitposting business going for ya? I remember when i did that stuff, HOO BOY was i an idiot when i was a youngster.

Ey man this a bar, not a shitty club. If you wanna shitpost here that's fine, but don't bring your shitty 4chan sex life into this, we're here for good drinks and good times not winey ass teenagers who have to hate on other people because they're not old enough to understand it because their parents never loved them enough to raise their sorry ass.
Now buy a drink or get out ya tramp!

ITT:

- Squigly desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- YIffer desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Dragonlord desperately trying to hit on Girlie
- Crimeariver desperately trying to hit on Girlie

Some bleach beer would do.

Ey this aint a slut bar. I don't care if you're a mod either get a drink or get out!

hows it like being a girl on kym girle?

Here you are sir

Sorry for getting mad at ya, so what bring you here stranger?

Give me a good tasting lager.

It's okay….

But guys, I have 3 husbandos, and 3 waifus. If you wanna be with me, you gotta join the brood.

Brood?
[searches on google]
"a family of young animals, especially of a bird, produced at one hatching or birth."
"(of an animal) kept to be used for breeding."
ohhhh

if you're that kinda girl no thanks

Er, how about group then?

That rumor was false. She would never do that.

Anyway my plane collection is big and so is Nui's sword collection.

Today I've got some Swedish planes.

Not sure how talking about her not-so-secret husbando would be considered hitting on her but alright then, if that's the way you wanna interpret it.

from “a family of young animals, especially of a bird, produced at one hatching or birth.”"
i'm thinking your group is a furry slut house

@Chowzburgerz
Here you are sir:

@Girlie and Dragon
Ey if you too are gonna start an orgy you gotta take it in the back cuz i don't want no semen stinking up the place!

Don't worry Keep! No orgies here! No orgy at all!

@Dragon

All of my significant others are human! DX

Goddamn furries.

Hey what did just say! Buy a drink our get out!

sigh….could i have a martini?

Heres your poison

Some scotch would be nice. How's life been on ya?