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can we just be friends?

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Oh shit it was a wrong paste. Lol

It was meant to be

Why the blatant lies

@Alex

Amazing, because you're my crush too! :O We're totally getting married, like right now.

@Rukario

Not much. Just killing myself. Dying isn't good. It means no sex. As for sex acts anything's possible with me. I can get out my fur-suit if you guys want. I have a closet-full.

@Batman

All of them

@Disturbed

I prefer being the maid, but I like to fuck the nurses.

@twisty

Friends with benefits at the very least. Any relationship I have has to revolve around sex.

@MDF

What're you talkin' about babe? You know what we have between us is special!

Who would win in sex-based combat:
Haruhi Suzumiya in a one piece, or Hatsune Miku in full sexy ninja garb?

Out of all the mercs in TF2, who would you fuck? (FangirlVision!Sniper doesn't count.)

What would you do for a fistful of yen?

@Genesis

Hatsune. Lolis never win sex-fights.

@Jimmy

I don't play TF2, but I know the characters, and Heavy would definitely be best in bed for obvious reasons.

@OTL

I dunno man, yen are pretty worthless here in the US unless you have a lot of them. A fistful might be like a dollar. I guess I would send nudes for that price.

I have loads of hot and spicy meat that I would love to give to you. Would you be interested in them?

I also have oil

just because

In case something gets stuck

We wouldn't want that

Would you?

The spicier the better!

ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Having trouble deciding what I should dress as tomorrow, what do you think I should wear?

@Lil A

Very.

@Natsuru

Shark fur-suit.

@Minty

Yes, and it usually gets everywhere.

Do you cum here often?

How would you feel if I post picture of you, me, and Lord Starscream on the KYM shipping thread?

Turned on.

I already prepared the picture… and I am not sure if I should post it or not…

edit:

your response is discouraging…

also 69 posts

Do iiiiiiittttt! I dare ya.

Do you lose the game when you have sex?
Can I grip my dick while I look at your pic and let it rip until my juice spills in?

is this the birth of a new ebig maymay?

Most of my sexual partners say I'm "too competitive" in the sack. Personally, I think they're all just sore losers who are jealous of my touchdown dance that I perform whenever I get off. Thoughts or advice?

@You Just Lost the Game

With you I do.

@twisty

We need to call Don immediately!

@Genesis

Strut your stuff. Don't be ashamed! Throw a party afterwards!

whats the grossest thing you ever did?

@Kebab

Mixed chocolate milk with ranch and drank it. Of course, this isn't nearly as sexual and over-the-top as this thread strivest be so I'll just say when I blew a xenomorph.

I've memorized the entire One Piece Rap, and can perform it with the aid of my little brother. Would that theoretically turn you on?

Sam what do you think of the Reapers and what's your favorite type of sex?

@Genesis

Depends. How good is your rhythm?

@Sgt.

Reapers are sexy as hell. I just love how mysterious they are and the fact that they want me dead makes it even hotter. I'm just talking about Reapers as in the Angels of Death in folklore, and if you were referencing something else, I'm not aware of what it is. As for my favorite type of sex, anything that involves Hot Pockets and/or bondage.

K den. You got candy? Any kind of candy will do.

would you fuck your own clone?

would you fuck a clone of your clone?

would you fuck my clone?

would you start a clone slut business?

@Samekichi

Yes, then we both wouldn't have to be virgins!

@twisty

1. Might be a bit shitty in the gene pool after cloning the clone, but I'd do it.

2. I'd fuck you so your clone would be good too.

3. Sign me up! We need to start investing in this before someone else takes the idea.

Is there anyone you won't have sex with?

>inb4 "you"

You m8.

Why do you have 3 different avatars at the same time?

I changed it yesterday to the still and then I changed it to one just a few minutes ago but it didn't look very good so I changed it to the .gif and KYM takes ages to make avatars uniform all over the site so now this happens. I've come across posts of mine that have my avatar from half a year ago.

What kind of narcissist looks at their own posts? freak!

Everyone.

Who are you?

Would you accidentally my entire dick when I let it rip?

It's not gay if it's on the moon, right?