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threesome with a shark?

Will you do it for free?

Would you do this?

What would be the first thing we do? I'm open to anything.

how does it feel to know no one will ever love you

What is 'Sammy' short for?

Do you have a penis?

@Twisty

Always

@T-Bone

For free with a 10.99 dollar fee.

@Pollux

Erryday

@Nintendylan

Hot otter dick-sucking

@Triple

Pretty good I guess. I only need sex.

@Particle Mare

Sam

@Mangy

Who would you choose? me or Lord Starscream

>not having sex for hot pockets
What the hell is wrong with you OP?

What is love?

Do I refer to you as male or female?

@OTL

We'll all have a threesome.

@Roarshack

I prefer having sex with hot pockets.

@Disturbed B

Useless crap in between sex

@Starscream

I prefer being referred to as a chick since the internet is the only place I can do so safely but if someone calls me a guy it doesn't really hurt me at all and I don't bother correcting them.

@Arch

Empty without you bby.

On a scale of 1 to OVER 9000! how much of a faggot are you?

Will you have and ultra uber scirssoring sex with the loser we can't hate?

Is it actually existant?

Is there futa hentai of you?

Are you into pussy[cats]?

Do you have fetish?

Right now, what forum user would you want to have sex with the most?

[crosses fingers]

are you 2d?

This is an important question to me. I only have interest in fictional characters

What are the chances of me getting a BJ?

@Coolface

There isn't a number big enough to describe my faggotry.

@Stalker

If he's okay with futa scissor sex then yes.

@RandomMan

Not yet, but with you it can. ;D

@Krupam

Of course. You drew it so you should know.

@AlexGhostaRica

It would be a threesome with OTL and Starscream obviously, but I can make room for you sexy!

@Eri

No, I'm not personally, but of course you can check out my futa hentai if that's what you like.

@Cute Master

I suck dick for pay only. It could be for $10.99 or 10.99 Hot Pockets of course. As for creampies, I can bake you both if you want it babe.

@sam

O.o I should post about this in the shipping thread

Why did you steal my name?

Are you a Dick supporter?

@Sam

You're exaggerating, I only stole appropriated borrowed it! You'll have it all to yourself eventually, I promise… Now ask me about sex, because that's all I'm good for.

@Minty

Both kinds.

Ass or titties?

@$10.99: I ran out of money. Do you accept hotpocketcoin?

@Snicks

Tittays.

@Cute Master

Well, I can use them to buy hotpockets probably, so yes I accept! I just really want your

How does it feel to have sex with a hot pocket?

"Where's the leak ma'am?"

@Roarshack

Hot and sticky, just like sex should be.

@Soundwave

Up my ass.

vomit blowjob fetish too?

Obviously! Who the hell doesn't?

Is a cat fine too?

I'd sure as hell fuck a cat first chance I got.

Thoughts about men in uniform?

Sucky sucky five dorrar?

I'd fuck anything if given the right price. Men in uniform have no particular sway over me compared to other things.

@Ann

Yes, fye dorrah. Fye dorrah good sucky sucky. Come here for sucky.

“Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!"

^immediatly puts boku in search bar

So Sam, how does it feel to be my new secret crush?

what is the one thing that you wouldnt do not even for a million simoleons ?

How many people have expressed interest in having sex with you online and never followed up?

French Maid or Naughty Nurse?