Tell me how much you love me and how much you'll miss me and how you cherish my endless contributions to this site. You all know without me these forums and this entire site would be in ruins. The only reason the forums are collapsing at the moment was because they were tumbling down in anticipation of my departure. Once I leave, the very fabric of the forums themselves will come crashing down all at once. Just you watch! You'll regret me leaving! Just you know that the mods made me do this! They kept telling me what to do and I couldn't handle it anymore. Stupid shitty mods and their rock-hard egos that love to be sucked on 24/7. They'll pay for what they've done to poor little me!
You'll see! I WILL deactivate. Unless you guys say you're really sorry and tell me how much you love me. Then I'll consider staying for a little while longer.