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Tell me how much you love me and how much you'll miss me and how you cherish my endless contributions to this site. You all know without me these forums and this entire site would be in ruins. The only reason the forums are collapsing at the moment was because they were tumbling down in anticipation of my departure. Once I leave, the very fabric of the forums themselves will come crashing down all at once. Just you watch! You'll regret me leaving! Just you know that the mods made me do this! They kept telling me what to do and I couldn't handle it anymore. Stupid shitty mods and their rock-hard egos that love to be sucked on 24/7. They'll pay for what they've done to poor little me!

You'll see! I WILL deactivate. Unless you guys say you're really sorry and tell me how much you love me. Then I'll consider staying for a little while longer.

I desperately want my mod powers back so I can lock all of your shitty threads, KYM.

Ask James about it. Apparently, mods can't reactivate other mods.

See, this is the discrimination I face from the KYM mods! It's heresy I tell you!

> Complains about people making deactivation threads.
> Makes a deactivation thread of his own.

I will always love you Sam

<3

These threads are a foul cancer. Mods, do your duty.

NO! I LOVE SAM MORE!

I just hate legit deactivation threads. I said nothing against satire of the people who actually do it. As you can see, I haven't deactivated and don't plan on it. I'm just making a parody of Grievous' thread. If you think it's not funny, that's a different story. I'm just making it clear what my intentions were since the sarcasm didn't come off as I intended.

EDIT: It's sexy watching you guys fight over me.

Did it really take this long for someone to make this joke?
KYM's off its game.

Stop giving serious replies on riff raff, you're just ruining the fun.

This is a bad idea. I've tried this before way back when and got major flack for it.

Alright faggot loser suit yourself. I really am deactivating just to spite you! You will all see!

That's more like it, you fucking faggot~!!

YOU DARE ATTACK MY LOVE FOR SAM!!!?

Its on starscream!