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My vote goes to Survivorman. Why? Three reasons.

1. Bear Grylls goes out with a camera crew. What a wuss.

2. Les Stroud (a.k.a. Survivorman) actually shows you what to do in a dire survival situation. He doesn't just trump around the forest acting like some FUNing idiot proclaiming how FUNing great he is that he can survive in the wild. And then eat a bunch of bugs. Yeah, Grylls. Like I didn't already know that.

3. Survivorman's a FUNing badBUTT. I mean, just look at that STUFF. He looks like he's going to HUG your mother and your sister in the same night. HECK yeah.

Also, saved Chris the problem of editing.
You're welcome.

But neither of them ever even wrestle any bears. Or beat up gorillas. Or lunge crocodiles.

Survivorman. For the same reasons.
Another thing though, think about it; have you ever seen any Man Vs. Wild where they actually filmed at night? Because of this, my suspicion has always been that Grylls just leaves to go sleep in some comfy tent at night.

Tents?

He didn't stay in tents.

The man went to hotels to spend the night.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article2116195.ece

Survivorman is the winner.

Bonus Bear Grylls is a liar story:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article2241720.ece

"Killer gas"

What. The. FUN.

I heard about that but I never got a chance to read an article on it.
I'm not surprised. Even though he's making money hand over fist he still has the balls to lie to all his viewers. Typical.

Survivorman, of course.