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An alt of who, though?

Not me.
Who knows Tristan, Taryn, and Jostin well?

I don't think they would do that. Some users were banned today. Maybe it was one of them.

Who was banned, aside from Redspear?

Not sure.

I dont think anyone else was, but i'm not really sure.

I think it's redspear..

He always make those 2nd accounts

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If you actually have translated this, you win the KYM!

^CAMOWAM

Yay, I translated it for the internets.

I don't think it was Redspear.

Actually, I think it was Taryn's in joke, and also his alt.

It's nobody's alt (at least I believe it isn't).

Here's how the story went in my personal view:

Taryn and I were just minding our own business on Paint Chat when an anon logged onto the site as "Taryn2". He left after a while but another (the same?) anon logged in as "Taryn3" and started having a conversation with the real Taryn about how the e-world will start having a major war (Legion against Anonymous and all that crap some time in 2010). He logged out after the conversation while Taryn and I talked about it for a while. Cooper and Tristan log into Paint Chat about a minute later. I mind my own business while Taryn tells the two other dudes about what happened and Taryn2 comes back talking about the "Web War" again (I can't remember though if Cooper logged out before or after this happened). Eventually, other names sign in (Snowman2, Cooper2, and Tristan2) and claim to be us from the future. They talk more about the war and how we will be one of the few remaining survivors of the interwebz who will have the responsibility to preserve what's left of the internet and foretell what had happened to those who have not witnessed this "tragic" war. Eventually, our "brothers" log out. One of the anons remain (I can't remember which one) and give us a few riddles like a Sphinx does in order for him to give us an amulet for which to protect KYM with. We answer the questions, he tells us the amulet is in KYM's Discussion board. And presto, this thread appears and you're all confused.

TL:DR Me, Taryn, Tristan, and Cooper are on Paint Chat having fun. Several (one?) anons log on to the site and talk about some crazy internet war. They all log out but one guy stays behind and tells us of an amulet that could protect KYM from this war. Though, in order to get it, we would have to answer some riddles first. We answer them, he says the amulet is in KYM. This thread appears and you're all confused.

There, happy yet? All in all, I think the whole ordeal's full of bull.

Its funny how this thread sparked some admin-user e-drama, when it "supposedly" protects from b-tards.

so, theorically, you saved us all ?

Why can't everyone just chill out when I'm asleep?

I wake up and have approx. 30 emails from threads and I think to myself "Ho jeez, who's gonna be banned now?"

I should move to British Columbia.

So then I can watch DRAMA in real time.

@Blubber:
I had the exact same thought.

@Jostin:
Oh, okay. That clears things right up.

/b/ is growing stronger.
And I, growing weaker.
You must resurect Pat Sajak,for he oozes ectoplasmic perfection.
THEN,you must get a picture of the so called "Captain Blubber".
And then,and only then,will you get riddles three.
When they are answered,you will find the light,and the last quest shall become clear.
After that,this site will become a motherland of peace, ED will slowly quite to nothing more than a soft hum. The raids will stop altogether,and people shall migrate here for the peace there is.

THE AMULET HAS SPOKEN.

is the answer. . . . no?

Oh,I forgot to mention.
The one who completes these is the new fourth king.

I have a sketch of blubber since the pic was removed

Pat Sajak is already alive.

Gimme mah riddles

Oh ho ho.
A picture of Blubber IRL.
Getting Pat Sajak to post

Oh AMULET, teach me the way.

Teach me how to LIVE.

well we now know whos alt account this is!
(pat sajak)

well hi there guys

there

lol the second i post that, Look who appears!

well its odd that the pic of blubber was deleted at the same time of this post….

hmmmm. . . i concur

4th king?

Im in?

gimme a oo and an E

I'd like two 'O's, Pat.

And I'd like to buy an E.

wow you are a failure and i hope you rot in burning hell! see you next time on WHEEL OF FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNE!

The Amulet sees all,even making alts.
But, Pat Sajak has posted in all fairness.

NEXT TASK

You must badger Blubber for a picture of his real life self.
Not only must you get him to give it up,you must have a print screen of him posting it for proof.

THE AMULET HAS SPOKEN.

There are 3 Pat Sajaks.

That's my point.

First of all I'd like to say, "Thanks for using my sketch of IRL Blubber, Griff."

Though, Blubber DOES have ONE IRL picture that still works on this site (though, for the sake of good ol' Blubbykins, I'm not going to reveal where it is. You guys gotta learn to lurk moar! ). I don't have to worry looking for it though, I have it saved as one of my images. The ultimate catch is, I'll only post it once the Captain gives me the thumbs-up.

If you guys want, I also have sketches of the regular admins, the KYM scientists, Cooper, Provie, and Griff.

Second of all, Can I guess for a "Q" @Pat? I'm very positive about that answer. It's definitely "BULLSHQT"! I just know it!

@Pats
Well, it's not I, that's for sure.

@RG

Of course it's not! There already are "I's" up on that board. How can it possibly be "I"?

Hmm, what's possible?
A, C, D, J, M, P, Q, R, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Take your pick.
1/13 chance of being right!

Oh boy, this thread brings back memories.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS IMPOSTER?

FIRST, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON BREAKS, NOW THIS SHIT?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE… HOLY SHIT, THERE ARE 2 OTHER PAT SAJAKS?

WELL, I HOPE THEY ALL GO AND SIT ON A GIANT ORANGE JUICER AND SPIN THEIR ENTRAILS OUT.

I'M THE ORIGINAL SO THESE OTHER JERK-OFFS CAN GO TO HELL.

THEY DON'T EVEN USE REAL FUCKING CURSE WORDS.

Hold on their cheif! IM the real Pat Sajak

Like FUCK you are dickweed.

Check my recent forum posts.

I'm the original.

INB4 "disregard that, I suck cocks" joke.

lol but in all seriousness someone lock this. unless blubber proves that he is not pat sajak then i think that he is

I am most definitely Pat Sajak.

But I can't close jack squat.

I enjoy being able to curse like a sailor and I know Pat Sajak is an awesome guy.

Also, Atom Smasher had a WOF template.

Hopefully no one was too offended by my PS rants.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

now all i want is a picture of you to be PMd to me as a reward

now all i want is a picture of you to be PMd to me as a reward

wut?

send me a private message with a picture of you attached. that is all.

Well.

If your into that sort of thing I imagine there are much handsomer guys then me for you to… um… you know… to.