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Thank you,my children.
You are safe from /b/tards.

Jostin,The Wise.
Tristan,The Loyal.
And Taryn,The Kind.

Good.
Now you are hired to chief of staff.
Now go, my brother.

Wait… I'm wise?! Huzzah, hooray! My life is complete now. An hero time…

Fuck yeah,Loyal.

My riddle to all of you:

What is one word and five letters that only appeared in the King James Version four times.
Adam, God made out of dust but thought it best to make me first, so I was made before man to answer God's most holy plan.
A living being I became and Adam gave to me my name. I from his presence then withdrew and more of Adam never knew.
I did my Maker's law obey nor ever went from it astray. Thousands of miles I go in fear but seldom on earth appear.
Hint: For purpose wise which God did see, He put a living soul in me. A soul from me God did claim. And took from me the soul again.
Hint: And when from me the soul had fled, I was the same as when first made. And without hands, or feet, or soul, I travel on from pole to pole.
I labor hard by day, by night. To fallen men I give great light. Thousands of people, young and old will by my death great light behold.
No right or wrong can I conceive. The scripture I cannot believe, although my name therein if found. They are to me an empty sound.
No fear of death doth trouble me, real happiness I will never see. To heaven I shall never go or to hell below.
Now when these lines you slowly read, go search your Bible with all speed; for that my name is written there, I do honestly to you declare.

P.S: No fair if you look it up on the interwebs, and no answering if you already heard it.

Whale.

Winar! Did you look it up online/hear it before?

Grammpa reads the bible.
Seven times.
A day.

Well, there go any other Bible related riddles out there.

I hate amulets. I mean, what are they good for?

Some new age woompa-loompa ?

"You're safe from the /b/tards?" You best be trolling. We may not represent the site on behalf of Anonymous, but that doesn't mean this place is a haven away from Anonymous. And it's not like we've ever been Anti-Anon.

KYM is a site for memes from all over the internet, and that's why we try to make it easily-accessible to noobs.

We may discourage people from talking in /b/tard lingo on the forums, but that's for the sake of clarity since the memes are the primary focus of this site. But if you ever thought that you were away from Anonymous, I have a little secret for you. They've been here the whole time.

Speaking of Anonymous, Taryn's brother told everyone to join Legion earlier today… He's from the future, Chris, the future…

Its an inside joke chris,no need to take it seriously.

im a /b/tard _
problem officer?

Sorry I was quick to react.

You'd be amazed by the questions some members ask about having to fear Anonymous, who actually buy into the idea that Anonymous is "an elite group of superhackers." It makes me rage. I would love to assume that everybody was being sarcastic.

At the same time, we've got these trolls that actually think Anonymous is their personal army, enraged that what they assumed was their ubercool secret clubhouse has been infiltrated. Or worse, when they complain about "stolen-memes", rage about the Family Guy Effect but then insist that a Simpson's quote is a meme.

Meanwhile, we have people who have just made something up, they want it to become a meme, and they're actually mad that you're telling them that it doesn't work that way.

I think my sarcasm detector is shot for the day.

@ Chris
Preach it Brotha!

Also an Anon.
Shadowfury is as well, of course.

No Anon here, I am not too found of 4chan.
and seeing that my display pic is always a pic of me that makes me the exact of oposite of anonymous ironically.

@Tristan

What inside joke? I read this and I don't know what the fuck is going.

You had to do paintchat to understand it.

@Taryn

Even then it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

My future brother came from the future to warn us of a widespread 4chan image virus that would criple your computer that was made by legion to destroy anonymous and become dominate on the internet. Due to spies, anon survived and caused panic all over the interwebz, this causing World War Internet. Due to site hacking, Know Your Meme is the last surviving piece of internet history.

But wait, there's more. I, am (strangely) the leader of legion and I send myself back in time to warn Jostin, Tristan, Me, and Cooper. Knowyourmeme is the only thing standing between Legion and /b/, this resulting in /b/ attacking KnowYourMeme with only a couple users to stop it.

The rest is unknown.

Oh.

NOW IT MAKES SENSE.

Bold still means sarcasm right?

Yes

(Paradox)

Does that mean I would die in the process, or become a betrayer, for I wasn't mentionned as one of the heros that will stand still…?

@Taryn
Is the answer to this question no?

FILTHY LIES

What really happened is as follows;

Our future selves came to warn us about a revived army of zombie anon trolls.
In order to save kym,we needed to solve three riddles.
I solved two,Jostin solved one and Taryn got rage and made us wait longer.
Once we solved the riddles, we were to find the amulet,which would save us.
Turns out it was in the discussions.

I don't get this thread…

@Blah

That's alright.

None of us really do.

None of you are inside.

Dont worry Tomberry, we'll be there.

Oh we'll be there.

"FILTHY LIES
What really happened is as follows;
Our future selves came to warn us about a revived army of zombie anon trolls.
In order to save kym,we needed to solve three riddles.
I solved two,Jostin solved one and Taryn got rage and made us wait longer.
Once we solved the riddles, we were to find the amulet,which would save us.
Turns out it was in the discussions."
That was after you came.

Since this is just a Random Board reposted, I would like to say that

1) There're lots of /b/tards here
2) The Game
3) Problem, officer?
4)
KYM is perfect because the background is white..
5) The Heart
6) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!
7) Say Jack Candle's name twice
8) CAMOAWAM and Milford has something similar
9) I have enough of this rando~ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!!

actualy,this is a prophecy/inside joke board.

@Ice Cream:

Milford? You mean Milhouse?

Oh yeah… milhouse

Now where did i get milford?

I couldn't resist.

Chris you rage easily

Drawing a pic of what I think Milford would look like is considered rage?

no but in general

Wow, talk about instigating something.

Hahahahaha… So that's were I got milford X3

im sorry

Banned again eh?

i dont know why either.

im sure he had a good reason.

Now guys lets not jump to any conclusions yet..

Now guys lets not jump to any afterstories yet..

Hey, looks like the posts are getting removed.

Luckily i have anti-delete spray on.