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llamas-and-pancakes adobepremiere Follow warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all. *one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth* Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. Source: warlocksmith 82,259 notes

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