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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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Remember to always send mixed messages

ahfy nikoniko808 decepticons acts like a freak and flirts with u in the text messages* acts mean and roasts u all the time when we together in person* Source: anywaysimcute 202,872 notes

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"This is good, isn't it?"

iahfy ruinedchildhood breakingbag my last words are probably going to be 'wait what' Source: breakingbag 487,944 notes

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Is this how Boruto was born?

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Wait a minute...

wojtekghostcannibal-husbands Source: thesassycat thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat thesassycat I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper w-- I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days 303,653 notes imguir.conm

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FUN FACT: forgofamily: stylesnjh stylesnjh i was born on friday the 13th and i weighed 6 pounds 6.6 ounces nice- I FOUND MY BIRTH RECORD SEE This is tc ceetity that n welstwdL.nn.LLcz, and was whi.tn The Women's Center MY MOM LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT SHE FCKING TOLD THE NURSE IF CREEPY S--- STARTED HAPPENING IN HER HOSPITAL ROOM SHE WAS GONNA GIVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION Are you missing a toe

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Freeways and Math Equations

does anyone else occasionally have that dream where they're suddenly driving on a hugely interconnected freeway and then you hit a jump ramp and then suddenly all hell breaks loose and the stars are now math equations #dream #freeway

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terrific

shortsistahuskdawgzilla+ smallhonkfriend person: how is your mental state? me Source: godsliquorcabi... 190,016 notes

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Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition

Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition steveholtvstheuniver Genndy Tartakousky (Creator of Dexter's Lab) Who Wins: No One Genndy's family fled from f-----' Moscow. His dad died when he was a kid, his mom died of cancer shortly after college. Dude's had arough life and here he comes along with Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack. Please don't fight Genndy Jhonen Vasquez (Creator of Invader Zim,) Who Wins: You (And Jhonen technically) Dude tried to move on after years of dealing with the Hot Topic induced hurricane that was the Invader Zim fanbase. Unfortunately, the recent comic series says otherwise and there are plans for a series comeback. At this point he will beg you for the sweet release of death Lauren Faust (Creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Who Wins: Lauren Fighting Lauren herself would prove to be a challenge all on it's own Girl's been through some s--- and she doesn't back down lightly. That said though, in the thin sliver of a chance that you D0 manage to beat Lauren there's still her fanbase to deal with. Avoid Brony hell, do NOT fight Lauren Faust. Craig McCracken (Creator of Powerpuff Girls) Who Wins: Lauren The f--- I told you about fighting Lauren Faust? S--- goes double for fighting her husband. Stay away from these two. I repeat: STAY AWAY FROM THEM Pendleton Ward (Creator of Adventure Time) Who Wins: No One Not only is he the chillest m----------- in animation right now but the dude's literally a big ol' teddy bear. While it really wouldn't take much to beat up Pen, would you really want to, man? Seth MacFarlane (Creator of Family Guy) Who Wins: Evervone Every animator on this list will thank you. Well, most people will thank you. In fact, I think in the long run the entire world will thank you Please, go fight Seth MacFarlane Matt Groening (Creator of The Simpsons) Who Wins: You (And Matt technically) See above: Jhonen Vasquez. Alex Hirsch (Creator of Gravity Falls) Who Wins: Alex No one knows where Alex came from. Some rumor that he emerged from the deepest, darkest woods only to animate. The dude's weird but not in a charming "dude's a bit goofy" way but in a "we swear his shadow laughs at us" way. Do not approach Alex Hirsch. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH ALEX HIRSCH Dan Povenmire (Co-Creator of Phineas and Ferb) Who Wins: You Dan's a werid dude but not Alex Hirsch weird so he's not gonna pull any stunts. We're uncertain but we're pretty sure his brief stint with Family Guy and dealing with Disney on such a huge product has greatly weakened whatever power he may have had. Go on an fight Dan, you can take im Natasha Allegri (Creator of Bee and Puppycat) Who Wins: You In all honesty it's a miracle some papercut didn't do away with Natasha years ago. While her work is cute, sweet, and fluffy, so is her fighting style. In fact, we're pretty surejust a small punch on her arm will win you this fight. Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe) Who Wins: No One Why in the f--- would you fight Rebecca Sugar

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Meeting of URLs

straightboyfriend trashrabbi nc ilfagbitch chekhov toastyghosties sherokutakari egg-rolls omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed hipster blog" and she turned around and snaried "fandom blog" and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there's a rivalry we're all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website Favorite story of the morning This has to be the fakest thing Ive ever read This is true I was the other girl This is 100% true i Was the barista and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss I can 100% confirm this actually happened. I was the bus I was the crop top And mine was the url they exchanged. (Source: voguemorge, via lawliette1031) 18 May 2015344929

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oh no

So I was looking at this book about the Greek Myths. And the ilustrations are just hilarious I mean, here's Zeus and Hera Hera's pulling the derpiest face in all of derpdom. l know aw your secrers And Zeus is just like 'Oh on no #zeus #tera #zeus and hera #greek #geek gods #greek goddesses #myths # 46 notes

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popdatchickensauceruinedchildhood Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog Source: jstorgalore 27 3 hours s------- h--------

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Dan, how dare you cause such pain to your fans by releasing a video early

Follow proudandunprejudiced tumblr. THE IMPORTANCE OF SCHEDULES, AND WHY PEOPLE NEED TO F------ STICK TO THEM. I have been a longtime fan of Nerdcubed; however, yesterday, he released a Cities: Skylines video. "What is the problem?", you might ask. He had tweeted about a set schedule for these videos (https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/595090420549472256) 8 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. Yesterday was Saturday. Saturday is not one of his scheduled days. Let me let you in on a little secret, I have a very specific schedule, and when some ablist, cis f----knuckle POSTED 3 HOURS AGO TAGS #NERDCUBED #SCHEDULES #OCPD #AUTISM #TRIGGERS #GAMING NOTES 21 goes against that, I get angered to the point of a panic attack. Seriously, I was hyperventilating for about 60 seconds before l managed to calm down. I don't get why he can't just respect those of us who have these sort of schedules and STICK TO HIS OWN GODDAMN SCHEDULES. FFS.

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