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Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: Oct 26, 20147:48pm >stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >l smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this vvvvvv is buying! That's not Call of Duty! what a piece of VV▼▼!" >l quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This >l smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >l quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react he bellows and charges forward >l expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >l draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back "...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >l sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys

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159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

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