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1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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3. It's a commonly stated phrase by the Tundra Bandit and Sea Raider bandit types. Just a warning though; the sea raiders are the nords of the bandits, so don't tango with them unless you're experienced enough and have a large enough group.

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159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

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1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Explanation for the scenarios in the joke reviews;

1. Yes, it is possible to do this in the game.

2. Harlus…f*** him.

3. It's a commonly stated phrase by the Tundra Bandit and Sea Raider bandit types. Just a warning though; the sea raiders are the nords of the bandits, so don't tango with them unless you're experienced enough and have a large enough group.

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