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13 people found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Oct @ 7:06am Just remember, never Google Sonic X shadow never SONIC SHADOW GENERATIONS ny Award

159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

1,086 people found this review helpful 526 people found this review funny Recommended 65 65 22 3665 9.5 hrs last two weeks / 9.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 20 Aug @ 8:16am Updated: 20 Aug @ 6:11pm "To craft a masterpiece, one must avoid the counsel of SweetBaby Inc." - Sun Tzu, probably BLACK MYTH WUKONG ny Award

3 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Mar, 2015 @ 7:47am Updated: 18 May, 2021 @ 2:09pm Yer little sister love cats? Buy this game. She's gonna love it. Trust me. THE CAT LADY NEKOPARA Vol

234 people found this review helpful 68 people found this review funny Recommended 1446 11.3 hrs last two weeks / 11.3 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time) Posted: 15 May @ 9:21pm I get to shoot ♥♥♥♥ while Kendrick calls Drake a p-------- ROBOBEAT SHOOT TO THE RHYTHM Award

73 people found this review helpful 43 people found this review funny Recommended 5 0.2 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on recor Posted: 14 May @ 1:47pm BRAID Anniversary Edition Hey it's ya boi souldja boy tell em. They got this game right? For people who smoke. For people who drink. Like if you drink beer and you get drunk or if you smoke weed and you get high. And you just anything like if you, if you just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. THEY GOT THIS GAME I don't know THIS ♥♥♥♥ CALLED BRAID. HOLD UP. It's about this little guy inna suit and he walk around. Ain't even no point to the game you just walk around jumpin on ♥♥♥♥. It look like Mario in the future. It's Mario in a business suit with his hair dye'd orange and a tie on. And he just walking around jumpin ♥♥♥♥. But the funny part about is you can do this, right here watch this. Yeeuuuuuuupp Now if you didn't catch that I just went back in time. Ok? He just be goin back in time. Watch this ♥♥♥♥. If you about to die you be like "AAAHHHHHH♥♥♥♥ IM ABOUTTA DIE" Yeeuuuuuuupp That's what Im saying right? If you go over here right? And you fall in the fire and be like "AHHHH WHHHAAAAA" You see how far I re winded that ♥♥♥♥? And then what makes it so funny about it he dont never run out of, out of, going back in time potion. He just go back in time forever. Ain't no point to the game. You just go around climbin ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥ stupid as hell man. Was this review helpful? Yes 'No Funny Award

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Steam User Reviews are tongue-in-cheek customer reviews of various video games titles that are available for purchase on Valve's online marketplace platform Steam, in a very similar vein to the facetious reviews that are posted by users on Amazon and eBay.

Origin

In late 2013, Valve introduced a user ratings and review system on Steam, allowing users to rate and write reviews of any video game titles they have purchased on their product pages. Within the first fe weeks, multiple satirical reviews were written for universally-panned titles, including Bad Rats^[11](shown below, left) and Infestation: Survivor Stories^[12] (shown below, right).

2,036 of 2,265 people (90%) found this review helpful 123 people found this review funny Cowagulas 192 products in account 22 reviews Recommended 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 28 October, 2014 My friend gifted this to me. We aren't friends anymore Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

501 of 539 people (93%) found this review helpful 75 people found this review funny 4 mudjunkie 169 products in account 9 reviews Not Recommended 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 26 September, 2014 This was recommended to me and I now have trust issues. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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After the release of this feature, more tongue-in-cheek reviews continued to surface for a wider range of titles, including AAA popular releases as well as controversial games. With the increase in popularity of the reviews, a number of video game review sites like Kotaku^[2] and PC Gamer^[4] soon caught on with the joke and published facetious reviews of video games based on user feedback found on Steam. On January 14th, 2014, a link to a compilation of humorous Dota 2 reviews was posted to the /Dota2 subreddit^[5], where it gathered 1,001 upvotes and 169 comments prior to archival. In late December 2013, a Tumblr blog titled Steam-Reviews^[6] was made, as well as another one titled quality steam reviews^[7] in late June 2014, both compiling a series of funny steam reviews taking from a variety of games.

On January 25th, 2014, a discussion on the Steam subreddit r/Steam^[10] was posted discussing whether or not Steam Joke Reviews were funny or were hindering the ability to get actual information on the game from real reviews. On January 14th, 2015, Valve added a "funny" button alongside the upvote and downvote button on Steam reviews to acknowledge the use of the reviews for satire.^[8]