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>>ロAnonymous (ID: 2c4SwWH) 07/08/1 2(Sun)01: 1 5:1 1 No.410805584 File: 1341724511978.ipg-(54 KB, 483x360, happytroll..jpg) >Be 13 >Be with friend at mall/movie theatre >Meet 8/10 half black chick >Exchange numbers >notbad.jpg >Hang out rest of day Tells us her parents are out of town, go back to her place >has a huge f------ house >Be in her room >3 of us making out >gets hot and heavy >Strip down to underwear >She needs to use the bathroom >friend and I both have huge raging boners by now >hear front door open >OH S--- >Hear footsteps coming down the hall >Chick leaves bathroomm >Her dad opens her door >He's f------ huge >He's a f------ linebacker for the local team Takes a moment to register, begins to spout off great niggerly rage >fearing for my life >Chick jumps >says we're gay, and our parents are unsupportive (this was in the south) >dad calms down in between my us and her dad becomes super cool with it lets us get changed >introduces us to rest of family later >extremely nice people >give us cookies and Arnold Palmer >have to act gay and s--- >have to kiss friend now and again this goes on for three years >my f------ face when weve been double-teaming a linebacker's daughter for 3 years while they think we're gay >my f------ face when Arnold Palmer

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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