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s(1bo kA File: 1352501900004.ipg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: 435971345 4359716352435971949 2435972123 2243597225422435972291 22435972559 435972704 2435973158 224359731592435973326 32435973549435973950 435974179 2435974538 22435974676 22435975137 2435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862-355 5875 43597 35975307-24359 75408 >- 2435975909 2435975973 gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so l turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit si rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do "WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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