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File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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