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Ukraine is Nazi No, Ukraine is Commie Anonymous (ID: +dEeJNER 11 >>488258353 >>488258443 >>48825870 >>488260220 >>488261204 >>488263352 >>488 >Goes on Twitter >"Ukraine is a far-right neo-nazi state" >Goes on 4Chan >"Ukraine is a far-left marxist state" Pick one, you can't have both.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Stream of consciousness | /r/Greentext

File: h-------- just kill me.png (60 KB, 860x666) What was your biggest social f--- up moment in your life? Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)16:31:38 No.79439397 [Reply] >>79439701 >>79439730 >>79439845 I have a BRUTAL one that makes me audibly shout slurs as a reflex from pure cringe whenever I think of it. >be 14 year old me >move for the 4th time in my live to a new school because my dad keeps getting promotions >start the class year midway through it already >as I am introducing myself in front of the class I scan the classroom >everyone has their small friend groups & cliques already >try to make an easy friend as quickly as I can >see fat short boy with bowlcut sit alone all the way in the back of the class >he is wearing a rammstein T shirt with a jacket made out of the same blue material they use for jeans >has a dumb pipsqueak voice >target acquired >approach him and we quickly become friends within hours >on the same exact day I meet him the PE teachers announce that every class will be forced to do an activity organized by the school >vividly remember him recommending the treasurehunt in the woods near the school as it is the easiest to do of them all but its done in duos for safety >agree to become his partner >after 2 or so days the day finally arrives >wake up early and put my sport clothes on >bike to school >meet up with him at the entrance of the forrest >walking doing the treasure hunt >having a good time >suddenly need to take a piss >mention it to him >remember how he EXACTLY stammered "I..uh..ok" >I casually turn 90 degrees to the left towards a tree and whip it out to piss thinking its no big deal at all expecting him to just look away for a second or two >as I am taking a leak I can feel his vision lazer focusing on my penis >awkardly laugh and try to ease the awkwardness by saying jokingly saying >"What? You never seen one before??" >mfw it turns out "HE" was just a fat girl the entire time FบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบUCKKKKKKKKKKKK thank god I moved away at the end of the year but in my defense she did have a gender neutral name

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Anon cast Avada Kalashnikova | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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American bros, did this happen to you? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.

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Business Relations | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous r/AskReddit u/Ni99erfa990t69. Jetzt *A Übersetzen 11/13/24(Wed)16:27:58 No.79439351 What is your standard MC Donald's order? ♡ יס Teilen AutoModerator MOD . Jetzt Hi, your post has been removed as it's related to the ongoing US elections. There's currently a thread for that topic here, please feel free to post your question and/or thoughts in that thread instead. Thanks! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Antworten 411 KB PNG Voten >Go on Reddshit >Go on r/AskReddshit >Ask them what they order at McDonalds >Get Banned for politics MdDonald's is political how? Anonymous >>79439351 (OP) 11/13/24(Wed)16:28:44 No.79439359 poorly programmed filter that only looks for the word donald

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Red Dead...Based? Redemption II | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Sg3cwaPC) [+] 06/05/23(Mon)17:13:57 No.429553057 ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS RED DEAD REDEMPTION A Red-Dead-Redemption-2-Ecran-Partage-Featured.jpg 101 KB JPG >you WILL fight bigotry and intolerance in this game, chud >you WILL attend the women's rights rally. >you WILL not attack the native Americans >you WILL kill the Confederate southerners who are depicted as retards >you WILL remark that it's a good thing black slavery is over and then proceed to kill white slave owners 74 Replies 15 Images View Thread

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

File: 0d8.jpg (22 KB, 600x744) Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:12:45 No.60083338 >>60083786 >>60083828 >Be me >Black robot >Can't talk to non robots because I'm socially awkward and they get at me for not "acting black" >Can't talk to robots because I get called a n----- and laughed out of any conversation It's hard out there. Anonymous 09/17/20(Thu)13:50:01 No.60083786 ► >>60083338 (OP) That's what you get for being a f------ n-----

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Anon visits his aunt and uncle | /r/Greentext

>5 year old sister and I (7) visiting aunt and uncle on their ranch >after getting settled into our room my sister and I go out to the horse pasture fence to pet the horses >friendly mare takes grass from us and lets us pet her head and nose >young male horse wanders up to us >he's a bit skittish but eventually takes some grass >all of a sudden he lunges towards my sister and bites the top of her head >she screams as blood starts streaming down her face and neck >We run crying and screaming back toward the house >aunt and uncle hear us and run outside >aunt puts a towel on sister's head then drives her to hospital >I go hide upstairs in my room cause I'm scared >after a while I hear a noise coming from outside >look out window and see my uncle beating the horse to death with a metal pipe

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Иҟалап аахәаҩ иџьаз ажьақь ахьыҟоу азы дашшылозар | /r/Greentext

763 198 KB JPG > MMKM+ > Ter AREA THE WIFE HEMOUE?

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Anon plays resident evil 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor

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Anon is looking for a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.

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Anon is trying to lose weight | /r/Greentext

157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed

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