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kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

kaijuno Follow Are you tired? Come scream with us, at the bog meetings every half moon at 3 a.m. Blaze 9,247 notes D

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

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thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes D

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Sick burn

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes.......unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" transenbyhollis Follow you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick burns

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Lawn

bartlbye Follow putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are postpostirony Follow "Lawn" United States

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Funny and sad

imeverywoman420 Follow Nov 20, 2022 Nov 20, 2022. 2 months ago Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you teaboot Follow 1d ago Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad b winning ("drawing too loud") gildedproblems Follow 1d ago How do you draw too loud? (me, nine years old) teaboot Follow 1d ago Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational 24,506 notes D 1

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Someone get on this

forgotn1 I'll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day. magic-and-moonlit-wings Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the Beast is played by the only human actor and he turns into a Muppet at the end. ckerouac The Beast should be a conventionally attractive actor whom the Muppet townspeople continually call hideous until true love releases him from this curse and he shows true beauty - blue felt and plastic eyes.

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Sweet revenge...

amygdalan-arm Follow. Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

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Same vibe

mclennony Follow Apr 23 ( The Bolter Taylor Swift There's escape in escaping mclennon iO Apr 23 i mean. no st mclennony Apr 23 Anonymous said thergs noodles in my spagheti 50.7K notes D О 17

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Just wait for it

pussiesaregod Follow Sep 30 once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

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Useless...

humaneflies Follow this machine is useless Search Google Maps Canada nton SASKATCHEWAN pirate treasure gold coins treasure chest doubloons treasure ary MANITOBA ONTARIO QUEBEC Winnipeg NORTH DAKOTA MONTANA NO MINNESOTA Ottawa Montréal MAINE SOUTH DAKOTA WISCONSIN NOV Toronto MICHIGAN VT NH WYOMING NEW YORK IOWA Chicago Boston NEBRASKA ILLINOIS OHIO PENN UTAH United States INDIANA New York Washington COLORADO KANSAS WEST MISSOURI VIRGINIA This area No traffic information to display s Vegas San Diego OKLAHOMA ARKANSAS ARIZONA NEW MEXICO Dallas MISSISSIPPI KENTUCKY VIRGINIA TENNESSEE NORTH CAROLINA SOUTH CAROLINA ALABAMA TEXAS GEORGIA LOUISIANA

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Now now...

ryebreadgf Follow not now, kitten. daddy's a shell of his former self

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Brutal

akashicrecord Follow 6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago littlefirefly42 Follow Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all. punkitt-is-here Follow it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and it was brutal

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It's probably none

viva-1a-resistance Follow i really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. b ☐ 104.4K notes D D

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