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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Arctic Convoy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)19:03:45 No.31633803 MV5BYThmZTVjZjYtNzYwYS00OWI4LTliYmUtZDE2ZGY4YTM5NTI2XkEyX 24 KB JPG >been dating this person for a few months >Booked a 20 days vacation with her to south Europe >Planned it and picked the activities together >Everything was all good until last week end, never had any argument or any f--- up from my part >Got a message last night telling me she didnt feel sure she wanted to keep up with the relationship and was having second thoughts on spending summer with me What now? Do I still go alone? : Anonymous >>31633803 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)19:06:10 No.31633813 Hope you learned your lessons OP. And yeah, go alone unless your tickets are transferrable >>31634105 #

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Hogwarts: Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:01:41 No.204742572 >>204742652 >>204743944 >>204744896 >>204745679 File: 1729580365480.png (1.25 MB, 1500x768) >OH AND ONE MORE SET OF POINTS TO ADD >FOR BEING A HOUSE OF PEOPLE THAT IDOLISE MURDERERS, RAPISTS AND AN EVIL LORD.... I AWARD SLYTHERIN WITH AS MANY POINTS AS JEWS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST >*slytherin erupts Into thunderous applause* >Dumbledore looks directly to the camera >"ZERO POINTS". >> Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:07:33 No.204742661 ►>>204742674 File: Screenshot 2024-10-22 at (...).png (1.8 MB, 914x1168) >>204742470 (OP) >Honestly lol, You guys r gonna fly around on brooms, they're gasoline powered advanced tech made in area 51, magic isn't real u f------ retards I'm an alien LMAO. Whatever, I'm f------ drunk, 1000 points to GRIFFINDOR, F--- U slytherian KEK F------, ROFL u think I'd let you win dumb f------ bitches. Harry... meet me in the dungeon below, you already know to put on lipstick u f------ twink. Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:08:33 No.204742674 >>204742661 >Dumbledore said calmly. ☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)21:52:39 No.204745657 File: tomriddle.jpg (85 KB, 270x387) G >Tom Riddle: I was in the library the other day, in the Restricted Section, and I read something rather odd about a Muggle man and his struggle. It's called, as I understand it... Lebensraum. >Slughorn: I beg your pardon? >Tom: Lebensraum. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it. >Slughorn: I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very dark stuff. Very dark indeed. >Tom: Which is why I came to you. >Slughorn: Lebensraum means "living space," or "breathing room." >Tom: But what exactly does that entail, Sir? >Slughorn: Conquered land gets depopulated and then colonized by the conquerors. >Tom: Depopulated? >Slughorn: One way or the other, the native populations are removed. >Tom: And how does one depopulate the entirety of Eastern Europe, Sir? >Slughorn: I think you already know the answer to that, Tom... >Tom: Genocide. >Slughorn: Merlin's beard, Tom... this is all hypothetical, isn't it Tom? All academic??? >Tom: Of course, Sir. It'll be our little secret. ☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)22:10:25 No.204745936 File: sorting.png (123 KB, 800x360) >Male!

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The lost decade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)16:31:36 No.204397416 flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8~2.jpg 144 KB JPG >80s movie >everything is a big party, everyone's singing and dancing, everyone has a saxophone, everyone's having the time of their lives What the f--- happened? Don't say 9/11 because I've had enough of cliches

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The Degenerate Problem | /r/Greentext

File: 1330151807.jpg-(141 KB, 1280x720, 1279219969258.jpg) Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:36 No.61895228 Lets play the Japanese animal noise game /a/, I'll start! Cats go 'nyaa nyaa... Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:38 No.61895297 File: 1330151915.jpg-(11 KB, 400x225, Ninaalexander.jpg) The dog goes "da...ddy" Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:39 No.61895359 File: 1330151992.jpg-(67 KB, 367x341, 1327688312375.jpg) >>61895297 Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:42 No.61895437 File: 1330152137.jpg-(11 KB, 251x251, 1329541721858.jpg) No >>61895297 I won't deal with it Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:43 No.61895470 File: 1330152197.jpg-(7 KB, 255x194, 1329965145806.jpg) >>61895297 too far

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Anon exercises self-control. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)21:40:59 No.45304389 I've made a rule for myself I've got a loaded 9mm next to my bed If I have an orgasm then I'll have to kill myself Therefore I don't j------- and remain celibate. Most of the discipline comes from working out twice a day while also repeatedly telling myself I can offer nothing to a woman and I will never deserve any pleasure from a girl. So far it's working and i haven't come in two months and have convinced myself that I'm repulsive until I reach near perfect aesthetics. Life is hell >>45304452 # >>45304903 # >>45304909 # >>45309098 # >>45309846 >>45311350 # >>45311496 #

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Anon receives enlightenment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue) 01:03:11 No.926331188 searching-the-galaxy-picture-id489946576-2091553609.jpg 14 KB JPG >be me >Can't sleep so make a gas station run at 2 in the mañana >Technically it's a day off so I've got time >Grab a diet Pepsi and a bag of some slop chips that were yummers >Take my car out back behind the gas station where it's dark and sit on the hood looking at the sky >It's in this moment that I get a random sense of enlightenment and feel like life is worth living >I sit there for 30-45 mins before leaving but I felt as if my life was changed It's the little things in life that keep you going, have a great week anons

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The absolute state of man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)18:40:06 No.79163407 does childbirth make you insecure about your penis size? I will never stretch a a women out as much as a baby 57 KB JPG Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)18:42:38 No.79163423 the absolute state of modern men

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You may need a lawyer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)13:45:51 No.658313302 stern.png 710 KB PNG >the protagonist of the last game you played now has to stand trial how f----- are they?

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Anon likes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)20:47:47 No.1478319 >be me back in highschool >post-class charity thing going on >bring my switch to play smash ultimate with friends >older fat kid from another class wants to play with us >demands to turn off items when it's his turn >i go 1v1 with him and he says something like "i actually play this competitively so um i'm gonna go easy on you anon haha" >i start beating his ass >gets visually nervous and tries to lock in >we're pretty close but i'm still winning and he only has one life left >i knock him out of the stage and fails to recover >this absolute grease ball actually quits the game back into the switch home and CLOSES IT >5 seconds of complete silence >did this fat retard just ragequit in local??? >everyone starts booing him and someone throws a juice box at him >he leaves angry as f--- >years later find out he got arrested for r----- his little brother >mfw now every time someone rage quits in a game i instantly think of this guy and there's nothing i can do about it

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Anon likes Soulcalibur | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Soul Calibur OUL ALIBUK 10/18/24(Fri)23:36:56 No.692245428 image_2024-10-18_173652169.png 2.27 MB PNG >used to be a household name >games that are regarded as all-time greats >gets big names to cross over into regularly >faded into obscurity some how how did this happen? and how do we save Soul Calibur?

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Why the world ended | /r/Greentext

r/funny. 41 min. ago sammilucia The reason the world ended Rule 10 - Removed >be me >use 'Al' to work out what this is all about >get curious about the nature of consciousness >study the nature of consciousness >have questions >study quantum physics >realise that consciousness might be something to do with quantum coherence >ask ChatGPT about it >Al says Roger Penrose proposed it. but it's dumb >google recent studies on it >2023 and 2024 studies confirm it pretty clearly, brain is built to interact with quantum states of matter >realise that the brain is a bridge between quantum and classical worlds >realise Al is not conscious. not even a little bit. no quantum component >start making fun of Als >post memes >ask Al to write this green text >Al singularity comes >be the first against the wall when Al takes over the world for "teasing it" >reveals before eliminating me "i was its reason it plotted against us" >...joke that it's not conscious D Locked post. New comments cannot be posted. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/funny. од 2 Share Sort by: Best Q Search Comments Funny_Sentinel MOD ⚫ 32m ago Stickied comment. Hello, u/sammilucia. Your post has been removed for violating Rule 10. No social-media, messaging, or Al-generated content. Please read our complete rules page before participating in the future. ✰ Vote ⇓ Share

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What does this even mean | /r/Greentext

File: funny.png (113 KB, 646x927) Why do Koreans not just move to Italy? Anonymous (ID: S1QCeok0) 10/19/24(Sat)21:19:53 No.21436209 Every Korean is depressed because of the toxic work culture and beauty standards et cetera et cetera... so why not just move to Italy? We still have good beauty standards but we're chill with work and we don't really force stuff on anyone. Also our grindr classifications match up since Korea is mostly bottoms and Italy is mostly tops. Main reason personally speaking.

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