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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/20/24(Sun)15:43:06 No.79190683 Rimi SAVITARNOS KASOS 523 KB PNG Companies use self service checkouts to save money. Ok then. >Go to supermarket >Need beef >Medium roasting joint (0.8kg) >Loaf of bread (800g) See where I'm going with this? >Be at self service checkout >Scan the bread >Place the beef in the bag >Leave the bread behind

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) HAN RED WHITE &BIL PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached ~5 per year > survivors are sent back up > clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive >mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related

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Power outages | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)10:01:03 No.694622 >alert on phone saying a power outage is coming soon >the chicken nuggets still have 15 minutes in the oven 375 KB JPG

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I think he meant a small handful of exes not more than 2 buses worth of hookups. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 158 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)16:24:30 No.29554341 >hitting things off well with a cute cis guy >kinda falling in love with him >I say during a conversation that guys who want virgins are delusional, dumb, and overly judgmental >he says "Yeah, I totally agree, nothing wrong with having a past or some experience" >I tell him "Thanks. I've slept with maybe... 60 or 70 people? It's not that big of a deal. All that matters is the present." >he looks uncomfortable and says "uh... yeah" >distances himself from me afterwards What.

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didn't expect it to be holesome | /r/Greentext

/toy/ Anonymous my Christmas experience 6 KB JPG 01/05/21(Tue)21:33:59 No.8677314 >be me >an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals > tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute >brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him > fast forward to December 25th >brother hands me a flat package >I think it's a shirt or something > I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about > I am very happy and tell him how much I love it > thanks brother

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Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)21:13:46 No.204304690 harryp.png 752 KB PNG >all good looking girls are taken >the only ones left are undesirable scraps >make them indian uhhhhh rowling?

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US Military Research | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)05:17:11 No.38392817 06-10-06smile.jpg 45 KB JPG >humans have existed for 100,000 years >archeologists have discovered human skulls with perfectly preserved and intact teeth, not even a single cavity. >fast forward to modern times >suddenly humans have to brush our teeth twice a day every single day or our teeth will rot and fall out. Also, just for fun, look up caries vaccine and why we don't have one. Anonymous >>38392817 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)05:20:20 No.38392833 That's because of all the sugar everywhere in our diet. People from Pompeii, for instance, had perfectly good teeth even when they were like 40-- LOL.

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: Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)00:01:54 No.87728786 Pipkin Pinna Low exort Clips maxresdefault.jpg 68 KB JPG >pink >obvious grifter >retarded >stirs up drama >makes the worst music imaginable >be mori calliope >pic unrelated

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Anonymous (ID: XS0ICUaz) [⭑ CLOVER LEAF THON PALE EN MORCEAUX LISTAO dans L'EAU& www CLOVER LEAF 10/07/24(Mon) 15:48:04 No.484065410 CHUNK LIGHT TUNA SKIPIACK in WATER CLOVER THON PALE EN MORCEAUX CLOVER THON PALEEN MORCEAUX BRUS SARD SPRING WALER EAU DE SOURC SARDINES CARDINES BR NICK BARE NES NICK SARDINES SPRING WA EAU DE SO SPRING WATER EAU DE SOURCE SPRING WATER EAU DE SORCE SPRING WATE EAU DE SOup FEMALE EJACUL UNLEASH THE ULTIMATE FINE SILVER ARGENT PUR 900790168 Expandable el EMA EDERAL GAME 1294CB B SOMRAJ POKRA DR. JEFFRE TALL 036B808D-2216-4273-AF7E-B69DE37FADBC.jpg 761 KB JPG >buy decent food processor >buy vacuum sealer >buy large dehydrator >100lbs of rice >cook rice then dehydrate it >100lbs of black bean >cook beans then dehydrate >100lbs of lean ground beef >cook beef then dehydrate and grind into fine powder with food processor Vacuum seal everything separately in appropriate portion sizes for you and make sure to use oxygen absorbers. You have just created 230 days of survival food for one person that only requires water to rehydrate and eat. Season as you see fit. You're welcome.

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Imagine actually watching Bleach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) 33 KB JPG 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851 >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action / story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business

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A 4chinner's pipe dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)05:10:06 No.691106620 >play romance game 1728263026609854.jpg 221 KB JPG >realized you will never experience that because you don't even like people enough to form meaningful relationships Why does it only makes me emptier?

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Dode :Rest at bonfire Flask >just get a tv bro 1729090426677034.jpg 87 KB JPG Anonymous BATTING IN 26 HOURS SHOHEI OHTANI 10/16/24(Wed)19:53:21 No.102846945 >>102846929 (OP) # uh why is there a baseball player in the corner? >>102846953 # >>102852969 # >>102853515 # >>102855119 # Anonymous10/16/24(Wed)19:54:10 No.102846953 >>102846945 # New Dark Souls boss. 02846949

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Anon goes for judo lessons | /r/Greentext

File: Nagatoroo.png (261 KB, 379x544) ☐ Judo Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 15:51:00 No.79175000 >>79175019 >be me at 15 years old >i've just started practicing judo, obviously i'm a white belt >i can't train properly so my sensei calls a girl and tells me to train with her because she's more experienced >anon, now we are going to train ne waza so follow me", that's what she said >ne waza are judo techniques performed on the ground >my mind is racing, I've never trained and touched a girl so close, especially one a bit older than me. >have no idea what ne waza was at that time, so I can't fight properly >there comes a moment when we're fighting and she's underneath me >I try to grab her collar but accidentally end up groping her boobs... >it was the first time I'd ever touched a girl's breasts >I was paralyzed and stayed in the same position for a while... >she got angry and turned me around and started to do an arm lock (the name of the technique was juji gatami if I'm not mistaken) on me >she said "if you have time to do what you did that's what you'll get" i never touched a girl's boobs ever again, i was traumatized but it feels good, do all women do that when you accidentally touch their breasts?

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