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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon goes for judo lessons | /r/Greentext

File: Nagatoroo.png (261 KB, 379x544) ☐ Judo Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 15:51:00 No.79175000 >>79175019 >be me at 15 years old >i've just started practicing judo, obviously i'm a white belt >i can't train properly so my sensei calls a girl and tells me to train with her because she's more experienced >anon, now we are going to train ne waza so follow me", that's what she said >ne waza are judo techniques performed on the ground >my mind is racing, I've never trained and touched a girl so close, especially one a bit older than me. >have no idea what ne waza was at that time, so I can't fight properly >there comes a moment when we're fighting and she's underneath me >I try to grab her collar but accidentally end up groping her boobs... >it was the first time I'd ever touched a girl's breasts >I was paralyzed and stayed in the same position for a while... >she got angry and turned me around and started to do an arm lock (the name of the technique was juji gatami if I'm not mistaken) on me >she said "if you have time to do what you did that's what you'll get" i never touched a girl's boobs ever again, i was traumatized but it feels good, do all women do that when you accidentally touch their breasts?

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Anon works out without his glasses | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)11:08:42 UTC-4 No.19056535 Replies: >>19056641 >>19057097 >>19057488 >>19057762 >>19058744 File: 1365520122067.gif-(900 KB, 160x160, B1Svg.gif) >don't wear glasses while working out so they don't fall off/break/whatever >doing a heavy set of squatz >last 2 reps saying some "come on ahhh f------ get it" s--- >bald black dude sitting over in the other comer >"Oh hey sorry man I hope I wasn't too loud or anything" >walk closer >black guy was actually a pile of free weights

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Anon forgets the fact that the devs have changed after LiS 1 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Double Exposure sucks LIFE STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE 427 KB PNG 10/19/24(Sat) 01:40:42 No.692255437 >close friend is shot literally in front of her eyes >barely any grief >max's biggest worry is that her apartment isn't tidy when a friend visits to give her emotional support It's only been an hour. How can the writing take such a nosedive already?

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What /fit/izens do besides lifting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 05/25/22(Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 35 KB JPG : Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22(Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641

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Anon broke internet rules | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-the-frog-afraid.gif (101 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)18:51:25 No.79168378 ► >be me 15, 4 years ago >love saying offensive things on the internet >was very edgy >favorite past time >eventually someone contacts my school with a whole file on just who I am >multiple accounts >horrible vile things I said >principal calls me in office >says name of account >face gets light headed and white >I feel wonky the rest of the day and uneasy > I ditched that account for a whole new one >keep saying horrible things on reddit >called back in days later >start telling the principal how I don't care and how I can say what I want online >he agrees >person emailing school threatens to come after me >school blocks email >I keep doing it and nothing happens

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Femanon searches for the perfect body pillow cover | /r/Greentext

File: pls.jpg (199 KB, 854x1148) cover i lost schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:02:27 No.79170076 >>79170913 >decide to shop around for daki covers because i need to replace one that got lost while moving house >99% of the options are anime children, furry art, hazbin hotel characters, meme s---, or bad art >the few characters that look over the age of 18 and seem decently rendered don't have sfw options >wind up re-purchasing the same >male insect creature creature that i can pretend is fem because he doesn't have his d--- out in the sfw version >both of the covers i own are male characters because i still can't find a non-pornographic adult female that is visually appealing and rendered well im going to lose it also, if you have a daki post it schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:05:01 No.79170099 >>79170588 File: gabrial2048_1024x1024.png (1.19 MB, 1024x1024) my current one, gabriel ultrakill. i only ever have the front side up because i do not like the back >>79170588 schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:06:20 No.79170107 File: Screenshot_20241018_16114(...).jpg (1.67 MB, 1511x2080) SFW/SFW the one i just re-purchased, garda the insect. i am very fond of bugs schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:11:07 No.79170155 >>79170588 >>79170174 File: Screenshot_20241018_16131(...).jpg (1.73 MB, 1594x2091) i also plan on getting this one of kos bloodborne after the garda one comes in

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Anon gets questioned by his friends | /r/Greentext

File: 1608129084483.jpg (181 KB, 1024x588) like anime and video game girls Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:06:03 No.79170624 >>79170763 >>79170795 >>79170975 >normie "friends" ask why they never see me with girls >finally tell them I only >"MAN U LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL CARTOON S---" >so stupid all I can do is shrug and baka >they don't talk to me anymore

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Anon Prefers Heath Ledger's Joker | /r/Greentext

File: bestjoker.png (1.74 MB, 1046x848) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)11:17:33 No.204610875 >>204612228 >>204613100 >>204613949 >>204614515 >>204616836 nu/joker/ >"waa my mommy wasn't nice to me" >"waa I need female attention" >weak, skeleton physique >has no motive other than female approval best/joker/ >blows up hospital >refuses to elaborate Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)11:30:29 No.204611191 >>204611152 >>204611222 >>204613158 >How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear Nolan doesn't know the difference between a clown and a magician Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)12:57:22 No.204613158 ►>>204813923 >>204616611 File: IMG_7120.jpg (199 KB, 1010x1010) >>204611191 >make a pencil disappeared thats cute lad, but I know a better trick

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Femanon talks to a guy online | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7199.jpg (69 KB, 673x680) dont feel like talking to him Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 01:46:16 No.79168945 >>79168957 >>79168960 >>79168964 >>79168965 >>79168996 >>79169093 >be me, femanon >meet a boy online who lives near me and has similar interests >we get along well and hes really cute but i randomly ignore him for a few days whenever i >this upsets him and he is sensitive so he does the same >eventually, one night when were talking at like 3 am, he just says goodnight randomly >never talks to me again >i send text messages but he doesnt even open them, the read marker still says delivered >after a month of this i text his phone number asking why i was being ignored >the next morning i find out i got blocked on everything >suddenly become stalkerishly obsessed with him >make a new account just so that i could check his last online status >find all his online accounts so i could figure out who his friends were and what he says/posts online >lurk his accounts every single day for like 3 months >dm him on the alt account i made that i miss him and am sorry for ever doing anything to him that upset him >suddenly all his online activity stops >literally nothing got posted, his last online status stays stuck at Within the past week, eventually it becomes A long time ago >i get worried and dm all his friends asking about where he is >none of them know >1 year goes by, i still think about him every day >get the idea to google his name >first result is news article about a 26 year old who got arrested for cheese pizza >date article posted is the last day he had any activity online

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Anon thinks he has won | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1189.jpg (68 KB, 1015x1024) ☐ Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)01:53:45 No.79169013 >be me >s----- office job >need to piss >>79169085 >bathrooms right across from each other >see female coworker is walking into bathroom at the same time >she says "I'll race ya." >finish first, not even close Why are women so retarded? She never stood a chance.

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Living The Dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)07:39:02 No.925285302 >be me, early 50s independent consultant >married, 2 kids >make more than $250k a year >wife is a teacher >act like I am always super busy, lots of work travel >actually just have a very esoteric niche and am extremely efficient >actually work about an avg of 12 hours a week >charge $200-$250/hr >usually pad my hours by 4-10x because I bring at least that much value, but if I quote someone $750-$1500/hr, they would complain >spend most of my days day trading, 4channing, and edging >also get lots of rub and tugs, pay street w----- for head on the reg, have a couple of side pieces I visit when bored >about half my travel is to go to other cities and pay p--- actresses for sex >Edged too long and have a rotator cuff injury >>925285334 #

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