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File: pepe-the-frog-afraid.gif (101 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)18:51:25 No.79168378 ► >be me 15, 4 years ago >love saying offensive things on the internet >was very edgy >favorite past time >eventually someone contacts my school with a whole file on just who I am >multiple accounts >horrible vile things I said >principal calls me in office >says name of account >face gets light headed and white >I feel wonky the rest of the day and uneasy > I ditched that account for a whole new one >keep saying horrible things on reddit >called back in days later >start telling the principal how I don't care and how I can say what I want online >he agrees >person emailing school threatens to come after me >school blocks email >I keep doing it and nothing happens

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Femanon searches for the perfect body pillow cover | /r/Greentext

File: pls.jpg (199 KB, 854x1148) cover i lost schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:02:27 No.79170076 >>79170913 >decide to shop around for daki covers because i need to replace one that got lost while moving house >99% of the options are anime children, furry art, hazbin hotel characters, meme s---, or bad art >the few characters that look over the age of 18 and seem decently rendered don't have sfw options >wind up re-purchasing the same >male insect creature creature that i can pretend is fem because he doesn't have his d--- out in the sfw version >both of the covers i own are male characters because i still can't find a non-pornographic adult female that is visually appealing and rendered well im going to lose it also, if you have a daki post it schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:05:01 No.79170099 >>79170588 File: gabrial2048_1024x1024.png (1.19 MB, 1024x1024) my current one, gabriel ultrakill. i only ever have the front side up because i do not like the back >>79170588 schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:06:20 No.79170107 File: Screenshot_20241018_16114(...).jpg (1.67 MB, 1511x2080) SFW/SFW the one i just re-purchased, garda the insect. i am very fond of bugs schizo dykebot 10/19/24(Sat) 04:11:07 No.79170155 >>79170588 >>79170174 File: Screenshot_20241018_16131(...).jpg (1.73 MB, 1594x2091) i also plan on getting this one of kos bloodborne after the garda one comes in

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Anon gets questioned by his friends | /r/Greentext

File: 1608129084483.jpg (181 KB, 1024x588) like anime and video game girls Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:06:03 No.79170624 >>79170763 >>79170795 >>79170975 >normie "friends" ask why they never see me with girls >finally tell them I only >"MAN U LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL CARTOON S---" >so stupid all I can do is shrug and baka >they don't talk to me anymore

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Anon Prefers Heath Ledger's Joker | /r/Greentext

File: bestjoker.png (1.74 MB, 1046x848) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)11:17:33 No.204610875 >>204612228 >>204613100 >>204613949 >>204614515 >>204616836 nu/joker/ >"waa my mommy wasn't nice to me" >"waa I need female attention" >weak, skeleton physique >has no motive other than female approval best/joker/ >blows up hospital >refuses to elaborate Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)11:30:29 No.204611191 >>204611152 >>204611222 >>204613158 >How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear Nolan doesn't know the difference between a clown and a magician Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)12:57:22 No.204613158 ►>>204813923 >>204616611 File: IMG_7120.jpg (199 KB, 1010x1010) >>204611191 >make a pencil disappeared thats cute lad, but I know a better trick

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Femanon talks to a guy online | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7199.jpg (69 KB, 673x680) dont feel like talking to him Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat) 01:46:16 No.79168945 >>79168957 >>79168960 >>79168964 >>79168965 >>79168996 >>79169093 >be me, femanon >meet a boy online who lives near me and has similar interests >we get along well and hes really cute but i randomly ignore him for a few days whenever i >this upsets him and he is sensitive so he does the same >eventually, one night when were talking at like 3 am, he just says goodnight randomly >never talks to me again >i send text messages but he doesnt even open them, the read marker still says delivered >after a month of this i text his phone number asking why i was being ignored >the next morning i find out i got blocked on everything >suddenly become stalkerishly obsessed with him >make a new account just so that i could check his last online status >find all his online accounts so i could figure out who his friends were and what he says/posts online >lurk his accounts every single day for like 3 months >dm him on the alt account i made that i miss him and am sorry for ever doing anything to him that upset him >suddenly all his online activity stops >literally nothing got posted, his last online status stays stuck at Within the past week, eventually it becomes A long time ago >i get worried and dm all his friends asking about where he is >none of them know >1 year goes by, i still think about him every day >get the idea to google his name >first result is news article about a 26 year old who got arrested for cheese pizza >date article posted is the last day he had any activity online

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Anon thinks he has won | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1189.jpg (68 KB, 1015x1024) ☐ Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)01:53:45 No.79169013 >be me >s----- office job >need to piss >>79169085 >bathrooms right across from each other >see female coworker is walking into bathroom at the same time >she says "I'll race ya." >finish first, not even close Why are women so retarded? She never stood a chance.

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Living The Dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)07:39:02 No.925285302 >be me, early 50s independent consultant >married, 2 kids >make more than $250k a year >wife is a teacher >act like I am always super busy, lots of work travel >actually just have a very esoteric niche and am extremely efficient >actually work about an avg of 12 hours a week >charge $200-$250/hr >usually pad my hours by 4-10x because I bring at least that much value, but if I quote someone $750-$1500/hr, they would complain >spend most of my days day trading, 4channing, and edging >also get lots of rub and tugs, pay street w----- for head on the reg, have a couple of side pieces I visit when bored >about half my travel is to go to other cities and pay p--- actresses for sex >Edged too long and have a rotator cuff injury >>925285334 #

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Anon confesses his feelings | /r/Greentext

File: 1729206274476089.jpg (394 KB, 1276x720) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:12:36 No.79164256 >>79164278 >>79164282 >>79164290 >>79164297 >>79164311 >>79164322 >>79164329 >>79164339 >>79164434 >>79164436 >>79164524 >>79164749 >>79164759 >>79164770 >>79164897 >>79165055 >tell a girl on Discord that I've been friends with since February that I like her and would like to go out with her >she replies "Really? Cool. XD I think." >stays online for about 30 minutes after that >I wait for her to say anything else, she signs off without further elaboration What does her response mean? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:14:43 No.79164278 File: 1719777253840108.jpg (15 KB, 434x431) >>79164256 (OP) # >>79164759 that means its over and she's currently making embarassing screenshots of your text to post on ig and laughing about you with her friends

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4chan racist out in the wild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous worst fastfood experience? мозук m M 23 KB JPG 04/12/21 (Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNi er" decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNI ER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

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40 Anonymous 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends. mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom >>106871807 # >>106877776 # >>106885879 #

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Anon is out there protecting his virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/18/24(Fri)19:23:18 No.79162952 >NEET that goes out once a month >i'm basically a random encounter from bethesda RPG's >came across ex high school female classmate >"wow anon, you've changed so much since the last time i seen you" >shes literally flirting with me >"thanks" >just leave and rush home to play league of legends why are women so scary 1 Reply : Anonymous kek View Thread 10/18/24(Fri)19:27:06 No.79162963 reminds me of when i vote with my dad >saw old classmate since when i was 6 >can somehow remember who i am >vaguely remember her name >starts asking me loads of questions >just respond in basic sentences >dad says she was into me when we were leaving i have no idea how to interact with women and im 23

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Get the chair. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)06:38:24 No.692100512 Journal Phone Collectibles You think I haven't moved on? You're saying that I'm the one who has to let go of the past? You're the one who can't even set foot in any of the cities you planned to see with Rachel! Is it so wrong to not want to talk about the thousands of people who died because of me? You say that you don't blame me for choosing you over them, but I know you do. I'm the reason you'll never see your mom again. You keep saying I can't torture myself like this but if I don't, who will? You say you want to travel by yourself from now on? Fine. Me too. F--- you, Chloe. O Back 4/9 DX 20241017_123731.jpg 836 KB JPG >Save the girl >She says F--- YOU in the sequel >F---- with tons of men and your bully after that O-okay

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