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Zach Wilson (Not the football player) ⚫ in ⚫ 1st Join my Analytics Engineering Boot camp starting October 21st! Visit my website 20m -> Dating apps aren't working and I know at least 50,000 women will see this post. I'm looking for my life partner to build and grow with. Here's a bit about me - I'm 30 years old - I grew up in small town Utah - I live in SF or Utah depending on how burnt out I am feeling - I have an older brother and a younger sister - I'm 6'2", athletic build, about 10lbs underweight with a six pack - I have a Siberian husky who is 11 years old - I have 900k followers on social media across LinkedIn, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok and Substack. - I have two bachelor degrees in math and comp sci - I'm ex Mormon and left the church when I was 15 years old - I'm an extremely light sleeper and frequent insomniac - I'm an Aquarius, an ENTJ, an Enneagram 7, I alternate between Gryffindor and Slytherin for my hogwarts house, I consistently pick Charmander as my starter Pokémon. - I had a photographic memory when I was a kid that slowly faded in my early teen years - I love yoga, basketball, dance, music festivals, burning man, content creation, animals, and investing My friends say that I'm: One of the funniest and most hardworking people you'll ever meet. A dancer who dances like nobody is looking. A transparent, real human being trying to do his best every day. Who I'm looking for: A woman who: - is between 23 and 31 years old - is between 5'4" (162 cm) and 6' (182 cm) in height - is college educated - is detail oriented and organized - is patient and humble - creates art - works out consistently - cooks good food - wants to have 2-3 kids - lives in the western United States, preferably California, Washington or Utah - loves dogs and nature Nice-to-haves: - wasn't born in the United States - works in tech - has long hair - speaks more than one language fluently - is a content creator - describes temperature in Celsius but respects Fahrenheit as the only redeeming unit in the entire imperial system - understands post traumatic growth If you're interested in getting to know me better, please email me a photo and similar lists to the ones above (who you are, how your friends describe you, what you're looking for and any nice-to-haves) Make sure to put in the subject line of the email "LinkedIn Dating Experiment" otherwise I won't consider it. A deal breaker for me is someone who isn't detail oriented! Email to send to: zach@zachwilson.tech

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Joseph Jewell • 2nd + Follow Recruiter that Codes 5d. Pro tip: Thank you notes are a thing of the past. You can't send a thank you note and expect it to change the outcome of an interview. If you want to set yourself apart in this market, you have to do more than that. If you want to truly stand out, truly be unforgettable... send a ransom note. Make sure it's hand written(by the person you have temporarily acquired possession of) and have it delivered via certified mail, requiring a signature. Boom, immediate feedback. GCO 986 131 comments • 14 reposts

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