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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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We need to go back to being judgemental | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)22:29:41 No.690121947 VIL 1726806464649645.jpg 181 KB JPG >i----- is now mainstream thing what happened?

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Anon is definitely a sperg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 124 my argument you me 119 KB JPG probably a sperg 09/27/24(Fri)23:03:39 No.78946710 >get in trouble for drawing guns in school >forced to be evaluated by school counselor >tell her i just like guns and drawing >she's convinced it's a coping mechanism >she tells my parents i'm >fastforward 10 years >can't hold down a job, always get fired after a few months >decide to live in a car for fun >do crimes for money, get caught after a few years >dad is convinced it's because of assburgers, tells my whole family >everyone thinks i'm a retard now >go to the psychologist >makes me take a personality test >answer 4 questions in an hour >turns out it's a 50 question test that takes 15 min. >next time i come in, she does a mini intelligence test >after i finish, she tells me i got almost everything right, most people never even finish because of the time limit >i didn't even know there was a time limit in the first place >she says i'm not autistic, i'm literally too smart for others to understand >now i have to get an IQ test such is the life of an IQcel like me.

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Anon plays cricket | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 714912237 >be me >6'2" white dude >phone bill is due >use Cricket >used a fake name for the account because they don't check ID >don't remember what it is >go to Cricket store >black dude working >give him my number >he looks up my name with my phone number >"Tyrone Watermelon" >ohfuck.jpg >he looks shocked >looks up at me >"your name is Tyrone Watermelon?" >straight face >"Yes." >"really?" >"Yeah." >pay my bill >all he can say is "...have a nice day" >leave >mfw

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Considering some of the phases I went through, this isn't too bad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)18:26:22 No.47414971 1524085735334.jpg 122 KB JPG >tfw had a general grievous phase when i was younger >would wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cape while walking around hunched over coughing and doing the voice i-i wasn't the only one right?

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Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card | /r/Greentext

File: Bookshelf_JE4_BE2.png (5 KB, 300x300) ☐ Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)20:41:46 No.526745842 >>526746342 >>526747310 >>5 >small shelf of books takes longer to make than a portal to another dimension >> Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)20:44:31 No.526746141 >>526746301 >>526746545 Its because books are portals to the dimension of imagination. Anonymous 09/30/20(Wed)20:46:07 No.526746301 >>526746141 f--- off librarian >>526746545

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Fiery Ambush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Crimean War Date Crimean War Attack on the Mask by me 18 October 1855-30 Mards 1950 years 5 months and 2 weeks) Location Cart Cart Result Sea Bbc S Who Sea East Netay Territorial Russa loses the Danube Dan changes ed Kroon Settra mad Belligerents 195 KB PNG 07/19/24(Fri)08:32:05 No.16867858 >Be Russia >Demand the Ottomans let you be in charge of your christian minority >"no w--" >Take the Danubian Principalities >Brtian and France come over and kick your s--- in w-- was their problem? 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:49 No.16868024 : Anonymous >>16867858 (OP) # Anus.

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Anon remembers Toonami | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)21:30:53 No. 125267681 ALLS 1456937265985.jpg 32 KB JPG Toonami will never air >Hank: Propane Peggy >My Grilling Arlen Elementary >Boomhower: Princess Clean-Gas >Grilling Wars >Black Comedian >Hankruto: Proppuden

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Anon gets a cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Annoying cat making my life a (...) 56 KB JPG 09/27/24(Fri)11:47:52 No.78945477 >buy a kitten off of Craigslist after my old cat passed away >Immediately bond to it, treat it for fleas and buy the most quality kitten food, lots of toys and love >Have it fixed at eight months old due to hyperactivity >Fast forward 12 months >Cat refuses to stay off counters and I have to scream at it 20x daily to not track dirt/grime where I eat >Cat will intentionally go into my carpeted room where it knows it's not allowed and proceed to scratch at my carpet WHEN I'VE PROVIDED SCRATCHING POSTS for the sheer intention of pissing me off and getting me to chase it away >Cat is constantly starving and screams for food no matter how much I provide >Cat harasses and provokes my senor chill ass dog How am I supposed to cope with this s---? I'm basically a slave to the cat and spend my day 24/7 cleaning up after it, screaming at it and providing it distractions. I've been reduced to locking it in a room when I want to relax/not be tormented.

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Anon gets surprised | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My desire 12/03/18(Mon)23:19:50 No.49648068 >be me >fap to p--- daily >damn I wish girls were real 1.62 MB JPG : Anonymous 12/03/18(Mon)23:21:40 No.49648098 Have I got a surprise for you f-----

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Anon orders a "fat tiddy goth mommy gf' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/24(Wed)22:41:34 No.78925951 henlo fren, is this gf department? I want a fat tiddy goth mommy gf pwease! 50 KB JPG Anonymous 124 KB JPG Anonymous 09/25/24(Wed) 22:44:04 No.78925970 >>78925951 (OP) # sorry, you've reached the based department. would you like me to put you through to the gf department? 09/25/24(Wed) 22:49:12 No.78926021 >>78925951 (OP) # One fat tiddy goth mommy gf coming right up, sir. 102 KP IDO

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Divine efficiency | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)08:53:50 No.102421983 download (8).jpg 139 KB JPG >power draw of a human brain: 20W >power draw of a 4090: 450W Al is a pale imitation of God's creation

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Anon gets sleepy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 50347285 10,8 KB JPG Vor 2 Std. ••• Degenerate stuff you've done recently >last night >45 minute commute home from work >cruising down the highway, not a car in sight >tired, getting sleepy >vision getting blurry >still 15 minutes from home >decide to casually stroke my d--- through my jeans just to wake myself up >it works almost instantly >keep doing it so I don't get sleepy >get hard, starts to feel pretty good >realize that I'm probably awake enough to get home but don't want to stop >keep rubbing faster >c-- in my pants >have to sit in it for 10 more minutes >start getting sleepy again 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 50347463 put me in the screencap redditorbro REPLY Vor 1 Std.

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