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Anonymous | 50347285 10,8 KB JPG Vor 2 Std. ••• Degenerate stuff you've done recently >last night >45 minute commute home from work >cruising down the highway, not a car in sight >tired, getting sleepy >vision getting blurry >still 15 minutes from home >decide to casually stroke my d--- through my jeans just to wake myself up >it works almost instantly >keep doing it so I don't get sleepy >get hard, starts to feel pretty good >realize that I'm probably awake enough to get home but don't want to stop >keep rubbing faster >c-- in my pants >have to sit in it for 10 more minutes >start getting sleepy again 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 50347463 put me in the screencap redditorbro REPLY Vor 1 Std.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)17:02:11 No.203899575 1.17 MB JPG VOTED ONE OF THE GREATEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA >Red is a highly connected and influential inmate who does literally f------ nothing to stop Andy getting brutally gang r---- for years >Red literally says he wont sell Andy a weapon, something Andy could use to stop the brutal gang rapes >Red gets Andy's friend murdered by encouraging him to snitch, something a street-wise con like Red would have known would happen >In almost two decades Andy doesnt even bother telling his bestest buddy Red about his escape plan How the f--- is this garbage movie regarded as a classic? Red f------ hated Andy. I hope Andy f------ drowned Red in the ocean the second the movie ended.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 09/27/24(Fri)08:28:41 No.78942583 Dreaded YouTube pause screen ads finally arrive after years of warning Michael GlamPublished Sep 19, 2024, 10:47 YOUTUBE ► YouTube 278 KB PNG >Be YouTube in 2016 >Allow videos with swearing to have ads >FFW to 2017 >Demonetise most videos for "unfriendly content" >Allow more ads on videos that aren't demonetised >FFW to 2018 >Users install ad blockers >Youtubers put mid roll ads every minute >FFW 2019 >Place two ads before videos >FFW 2020 >Go to war with adblockers >War gets publicised in the media >More people install adblockers >FFW 2025 >Video pause ads I cant help but realise that this would never happen if they hadn't demonetised anyone.

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Anon doesn't understand corporate tunnel vision | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Ubishit strikes again ASSASSINS CREED SHADOWS 226 KB JPG 09/27/24(Fri)13:31:21 No.496198941 >no more assassins > fans begging for a feudal japan setting ever since the success of AC2 in 2009 >keeps feudal japan as a wild card for bad times >ffw 2024: bad times seems to have come >ubishit has been infected by the woke virus >play as a black samurai who probably never exsisted >so historically inaccurate that even the japanese government is triggered >YT trailers getting dislike bombed >using bots to write positive comments & got busted >too embarrassed to show the game at TGS >too embarrassed to provide review copies >"why is our stock price falling?" Why can't video game publishers think like a normal person for once?

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File: 8b24b99761a4667d0b5b61b88(...).png (943 KB, 1032x1032) Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)12:35:49 No.203907983 >>203910500 >>203910957 >>203911087 >>203916504 >he gave me the ick Jerry, THE ICK! Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:00:31 No.203908553 >>203910326 >>203910957 >>203914063 >>203915631 >What'd he do, wipe nose on his sleeve? >Noo, that would have been fine! I can deal with snot sleeves. The ick is different, Jerry! It's difffeereeeeennt! >How is is different? >You don't understand. You're not a woman. You don't know what it's like to be with a guy who's captivating and funny and gorgeous and and then.. >...ick? >ICK! >So what happened? >We were walking to the restaurant and this guy was walking towards us. All of a sudden, some woman comes flying out of her door and the guy jukes to avoid him and bumps into his shoulder and he says, get this, "pardon mel" >...So? >So?? Who says pardon me? What kind of a man says excuse me in any form? >What, would you rather him just kick the guy in the balls and walk off? >YES! That I would have been okay with! Jerryyy how can I be with a guy who says "pardon me?" Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:16:17 No.203908927 >>203910957 File: 525ob9da6knc1.png (336 KB, 720x544) >You know I've been given the ick before.

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I mean, I would've probably done the same | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures | photoshopped of her giving birth to me. S

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anon has his head in the ceiling fan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27/9/2024, 5:57:56 pm > buy preowned title fight vinyl No.53952670 > it's practically mint apart from really heavy damage at the start of head in the ceiling fan i feel you random title fight fan 322 KB JPEG

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Anon tries Grandpa's special cake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 334 KB PNG 09/26/24(Thu)22:37:34 No.690122605 >>690121251 # Sorta related >long time ago when I was 17 or 18 can't remember >My friends GF's grandpa made some edible sponge cake >this was the era when this s--- was still highly illegal especially in my red state where it still is >super concentrated edible the cake was real moist and tasted like strong oil >get super high >later start farting >smells like straight gas real dank >later take a s--- and the whole bathroom smells like f------ dank weed >meet friend yesterday and tell him about my farts and s--- >he had the same experience After 15 years on chronic use I gave it up living that sober life >>690122864 # : Anonymous >>690122605 # 09/26/24(Thu)22:40:34 No.690122864 My piss smells like vienna sausages right after eating a can Imao

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Greenland anon describes /int/ very well | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ✔ 09/27/24(Fri)00:57:16 No.202711344 Is he proud of his legacy? 104 KB JPG Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:03:32 No.202711642 No i'm really not proud of this website anymore Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)01:15:51 No.202712241 >>202711344 (OP) # Why did you make that thread on /int/ in your country? >>202712333 # >>202712418 # : Anonymous >>202712241 # Excuse me... >BIG BLACK CACK >WHITE >WHITE 09/27/24(Fri)01:17:48 No.202712333 >WOULD HE PASS A LOCAL IN UR COUNT?? >WHITE? >BI BLACK C00000000000000000000000CCKCCKKKKCK CK BIG F------ DARK D--- SO BIIIIIIIIG ANNNDDD DAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK PHHHALKLLLOOOSSSS >>202712384 # >>202712412 #

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Anon makes you post the cat | /r/Greentext

: trunks Eucalyptus D--- 988 KB PNG on the new buzzy >hard as rocks What is this? 09/21/24(Sat)21:17:01 No.78888671 >be me >ex gf transitions, slices their t--- off, the whole nine >think about f------ their man p---- >makes me want to vomit >think about them re-transitioning into a woman and somehow having a big d--- now and me going to town

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>Hag wears tight clothes meant for a younger woman Name a better anime trope.

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: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:04:53 No.16867586 Henry-Ford.jpg 222 KB JPG >did as much and more for the workers of the world as Lenin and Lenin >Lenin would agree with that statement >was also proven to be tarded in a court of law

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Put a chick in it and make her lame an gay. Put a chick in it and make her(...) 77 KB JPG 09/26/24(Thu)18:57:59 No.690104946 >be Sony executives >need to find a way to recover loses from Concorde >remember gamers really like Ghost of Tsushima >announce new Ghost of game >femoid protag >has person notorious for injecting their politics on the project >already telling people "don't like it, don't buy it" Is this game DOA anons?

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