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File: 8b24b99761a4667d0b5b61b88(...).png (943 KB, 1032x1032) Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)12:35:49 No.203907983 >>203910500 >>203910957 >>203911087 >>203916504 >he gave me the ick Jerry, THE ICK! Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:00:31 No.203908553 >>203910326 >>203910957 >>203914063 >>203915631 >What'd he do, wipe nose on his sleeve? >Noo, that would have been fine! I can deal with snot sleeves. The ick is different, Jerry! It's difffeereeeeennt! >How is is different? >You don't understand. You're not a woman. You don't know what it's like to be with a guy who's captivating and funny and gorgeous and and then.. >...ick? >ICK! >So what happened? >We were walking to the restaurant and this guy was walking towards us. All of a sudden, some woman comes flying out of her door and the guy jukes to avoid him and bumps into his shoulder and he says, get this, "pardon mel" >...So? >So?? Who says pardon me? What kind of a man says excuse me in any form? >What, would you rather him just kick the guy in the balls and walk off? >YES! That I would have been okay with! Jerryyy how can I be with a guy who says "pardon me?" Anonymous 09/27/24(Fri)13:16:17 No.203908927 >>203910957 File: 525ob9da6knc1.png (336 KB, 720x544) >You know I've been given the ick before.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous (WALT 3R VOMITING) 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/24(Thu)04:42:51 No.78928951 >>78928951 (OP) # >10 hours at work >10 hours sleeping >4 hours just to feel alive How the f--- theses normies stay sane and do this s--- for 60 Years 09/26/24(Thu)04:44:26 No.78928961 We have gotten to the point where this .jpg is now being used on r9k by other f------ Walterposter won and it is you dumbasses fault >>78929173 #

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