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>Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWs >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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it was ruperts bjrthday! | /r/Greentext

12:32 21° • Anonymous 94 KB JPG Vo)) LTE1 72% 09/17/24(Tue)06:11:17 No.11761094 Rupert is my kitty cade and hes years old today ! The big four!!! I made him some tuna and cheese and shrimp mini cat cakes and he nommed them down. he took a break just now after eating about half i made one for tux too so he could have one Rupert is dong another grand tour for his fourth birthday! Starting 2morro hes going to visit 2boards a day in alphabetical order so /3/ and /a/ are the first stops! Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:12:22 No. 11761096 here he is taking a first bite 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:13:30 No.11761097 he likes to pull bits off and eat them 668 KB JPG Anonymous rupurudu >>11761115 # Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:16 No. 11761100 09/17/24(Tue)06:14:25 No.11761101 another eating shot 979 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue) 06:15:20 No. 11761102 different angle, i mashed it down so it cooled off quicker it I was a bit hot still 996 KB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:23 No.11761103 Cute Anonymous 126 KB GIF >>11762157 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:15:34 No.11761104 >>11761094 (OP) # happy birthday rupert!!! Your fortune: Excellent Luck Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:16:20 No. 11761106 waiting shot 1.11 MB JPG Anonymous 09/17/24(Tue)06:20:26 No. 11761107 https://files.catbox.moe/5ffude.mp4 video of rupert in airjail i felt bad when he looked at me so took him down i thought he would try and escape >>11761936 # Anonymous this is nice spoiler 17 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)06:34:35 No. 11761113 YAYYY BIG RUPPERT fr*ck yeah fam!!!!!!! Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>11761122 # >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761100 # nice dubs nice rupert >>11762157 # Anonymous >>11761113 # 09/17/24(Tue)06:37:13 No. 11761115 09/17/24(Tue)06:44:02 No. 11761122 >Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger since when does this fortune exist?

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous neigh 97 KB JPG maintain health 06/29/22(Wed)16:19:59 No.25636053 Why don't you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only s--- >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn't require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon

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The Reich’s unused asset | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/19(Tue)00:12:03 No.7185664 >Literally have a general named France Holder >Don't use him to hold France God, Hitler was a dumbass 40 KB JPG

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School Spirit | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Ivy League Schools ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:49:24 No.78914457 回回 PRINCETON. UNIVERSITY COLUMBIA HARVARD YALE BROWN DARTMOUTH CORNELL 946 KB PNG PENN >Go to Harvard >Get a Qualification >$80,000 >Go to random college >Get a Qualification >$10,000 What is the f------ point? So you can brag that you wasted $80k

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American Pies | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) Fat Cope >Muh chemicals US UK Version Version Skittles Skittles ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)13:05:12 No.482704374 Jan Karp D ST 194 KB PNG >Muh banned in Europe Junk food isn't exactly healthy across the pond either lol. It's not any less bad for you to gorge on these foods because the deep frying oil or sugar doesn't have microscopic amounts of chemicals. Anonymous (ID: ap+Rg32c) >>482704374 (OP) 09/24/24(Tue)13:07:09 No.482704538 The last skinny diet girl I met was a freak, I got her to poop in front of me the first day I met her. All I had to do was compliment her all fiber diet. Anonymous (ID: DqWvZTTk) 09/24/24(Tue)13:08:15 No.482704630 Pretty sure it's quite a lot more unhealthy in America. Note how Americans get fat differently than we do. We get big guts. They get big asses and thighs. The horomones in the meat are turning them into the cattle they eat. Anonymous (ID: MwDbtFke) >>482704538 09/24/24(Tue)13:10:38 No.482704827 lovely

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Wrong Reich | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Dhxfdtj8 ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)12:36:06 No.482701834 THE SYSTEM ROBERT B. REICH AFTERSHOCK THE ROBERT B. REICH COMMON GOOD MELUALITY ALL 224 KB PNG >Constantly whines about millionaires >Becomes a millionaire Anonymous (ID: VBVBOUUZ) > >>482701834 (OP) Imagine if he had a grandson named Robert B. Reich the Third. 09/24/24(Tue)12:37:38 No.482701994

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Do we even need game reviewers like this anymore? | /r/Greentext

FACE OFF Anonymous What's Your Game of The Year 2024 So Far? Play the Face-Off 09/24/24(Tue)09:58:58 No.689798374 IGN @IGN 3h What's your GOTY so far? Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is still the IGN community's top game of 2024, with Shadow of the Erdtree, Helldivers 2, and Astro Bot not far behind. Check out this @IGNPlaylist of the full Top 25: bit.ly/3XTR2cl BLACK MYTH WUKONG 1 WINNER Black Myth: Wukong 178760 DUELS 90.3% WON INAL FANTASYNT REBIRTH 2 Fantasy VII.. Final Fantasy VII... 240569 DUELS 71.5% w Elden Ring: Shadow O. ELDEN RING SHADOW ERDFREE 3 166609 DUELS 68.5% w HELLDIVERS Helldivers 2 4 239044 DUELS 66.1% W LLDIVE DEN RI DOWERD ASTRO BQT ign.png 2.87 MB PNG >be IGN >make a public vote system to get the goty of 2024 >you hate the winner so you just deny that the game ever existed Imao

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Anon discovers freedom | /r/Greentext

File: 1 qelZiS2j_ppBR-ZPVWnAjg.jpg (30 KB, 599x600) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 08:35:45 No.78912160 [Reply] What is freedom? The ability to indulge your desires to your heart's content or the ability to resist those desires? Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue) 09:19:47 No.78912443 >>78912160 Both, I would say. You are freed from the enslavement to your body, but completely realized in the spirit, mind. I believe some spiritual traditions focus on creating a mental body that is just like a real body, but freed from the cruel causality of this world. Can be a trap as well, but at least you can f--- everything you ever wanted and more.

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Anon regrets his past | /r/Greentext

File: 1696588965166025.png (178 KB, 400x383) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:08:26 No.78913676 [Reply] WHY THE F--- DO WOMEN KEEP LAUGHING AT ME? DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INCEL THREADS I MADE? >> Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:09:38 No.78913683 >>78913676 Ehh I dunno, maybe you're funny? Maybe, you know, you're a funny guy. Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:12:39 No.78913694 File: 1726597685831937.jpg (73 KB, 1260x390) >>78913676 Yes they used up all their foid power to detect incels like you from 100km so now they can't detect abusive men anymore. This is all your fault.

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Anon is suffering from success | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-09-16 104426.png (685 KB, 742x843) 040 "War hammer Beth Eleanor O Warhammer ☐ Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)09:20:02 No.78912448 [Reply] >spend entire teens and 20s being sad because no gf >turn 30 and become wizard >sex drive gone (not j------- drive just sex drive) >NOW suddenly 23-24 year old hot girls with massive asses are interested in me >Say no to all because don't really care about sex so much that I court them and talk to them Like bruh where were these girls then i was a thirsty incel Imao... Btw if ur under 30 its just your hormones making you crave a gf you don't actually need one. 73 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon wishes to be consumed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this

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Thank you concord for crashing Ubisoft's stock value for our sakes. | /r/Greentext

: CONCORD 09/23/24(Mon) 12:00:51 No.689738438 B >came out of nowhere >died >crashed Ubisoft >didnt elaborate CONCORD.jpg 141 KB JPG what a chad game concord

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