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File: 1696588965166025.png (178 KB, 400x383) Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:08:26 No.78913676 [Reply] WHY THE F--- DO WOMEN KEEP LAUGHING AT ME? DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT THE INCEL THREADS I MADE? >> Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:09:38 No.78913683 >>78913676 Ehh I dunno, maybe you're funny? Maybe, you know, you're a funny guy. Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)12:12:39 No.78913694 File: 1726597685831937.jpg (73 KB, 1260x390) >>78913676 Yes they used up all their foid power to detect incels like you from 100km so now they can't detect abusive men anymore. This is all your fault.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon is suffering from success | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-09-16 104426.png (685 KB, 742x843) 040 "War hammer Beth Eleanor O Warhammer ☐ Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)09:20:02 No.78912448 [Reply] >spend entire teens and 20s being sad because no gf >turn 30 and become wizard >sex drive gone (not j------- drive just sex drive) >NOW suddenly 23-24 year old hot girls with massive asses are interested in me >Say no to all because don't really care about sex so much that I court them and talk to them Like bruh where were these girls then i was a thirsty incel Imao... Btw if ur under 30 its just your hormones making you crave a gf you don't actually need one. 73 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon wishes to be consumed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this

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Thank you concord for crashing Ubisoft's stock value for our sakes. | /r/Greentext

: CONCORD 09/23/24(Mon) 12:00:51 No.689738438 B >came out of nowhere >died >crashed Ubisoft >didnt elaborate CONCORD.jpg 141 KB JPG what a chad game concord

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State-mandated girlfriend visits anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LTQ5IYH7 09/24/24(Tue)11:24:59 No.482672803 A COR3M ПЛЕШАКОВА М.Л. 16906913157537443.jpg 118 KB JPG >Anon, you're arrested for being 25 with no kids. You know what I have to do to you. Anonymous (ID: xHDSgxIH 09/24/24(Tue)11:26:30 No.482672856 >>482672803 (OP) # I would punch her teeth in if she came near me. Get the f--- away foid, I will never become your voluntary slave. >>482672960 # >>482679120 # >>482679907 # >>482681903 # >>482682711 # >>482686428 # >>482686473 #

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Anon is a PC gamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Behold the gaming master race 27 KB JPG 09/24/24(Tue)13:35:50 No.689809364 >Be le PC gamer >Play on PC because consoles are for le peasants amirite? >Boot up my pc which runs windows 11 full of bloatware and ads from Microsoft >Have my entire library of games separated behind multiple storefronts >don't have cool discs collection on my shelf since disc games are for boomers. More space for dildo collection on my shelf >Want to play Persona 5 Royal but can't because the game needs internet to verify my license. >but who cares? Everyone has internet nowadays except for console peasants so I'll just play old games >Bought GTA trilogy definitive edition which I can downgrade to good versions >Nope can't do. I had to buy the older versions when they were still available. Only legal way to own PC games is via dirty peasant"s DVD >Decide to play a slightly modern title, GTA 5 which I got for free on epic game store. >Can't do because Epic games store requires internet connection to launch my games >Find GTA5.exe and was met with rockstar launcher asking for internet connection just to play single player. >But hey at least we have 4k 60 fps and free multiplayer unlike these console gamers that don't have to deal with this s--- cause they are too poor amirite?

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Parasitic little cuties | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)07:33:12 No.4877838 image-79322-800.jpg 113 KB JPG >smells bad >gives you toxoplasmosis so you think it smells good dont tell me this happened to you

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probably doesn't even exist | /r/Greentext

QUACK F***ING QUACK 84 KB JPEG > be me. new year's eve 2019. turning 40. > living paycheck to paycheck. fed the fck up > see one of those "inspirational" facebook quotes saying "99% of success is just turning up every day" > decide to turn up every day and draw things > day one. too angry and fed up to draw. just doodle draw a quick duckling saying "quack fcking quack!!" > internet likes him. > turn up again next day. draw a hen saying "cluck it" > repeat for 100 days. different grumpy animals > book called 100 Grumpy Animals is uploaded to amazon > somehow becomes bestseller > can't believe success actually happened by just turning up every day

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Inside the melting pot | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Bus Stories ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)09:10:57 No.78912382 >Be me >On the bus 71 KB PNG >Some students who are holding Palestine flags board >They are obviously headed somewhere to protest. >FFW a few stops >Some people holding Israel flags board >Obviously college republicans >Feel the tension in the room >The Israel people were outnumbered as less people give a f--- about Israel >Tension breaks >Argument breaks out >Israel supporters start getting aggressive as they have more testosterone >reeeee.gif >Someone throws a punch on a crowded bus >F------ Irish bar fight breaks out >People yelling "shame on you" and s--- >Pushes turn to punches >They start hitting each other with their signs >I'm just sat at the back watching those retards fight over some s----- piece of land 5,500 miles away >The driver picks up on the situation and stops the bus and yells at them to gtfo or he'll call the cops >Nobody listens >I'm close to my stop anyway, lucky me. >I just use the rear emergency exit

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Worker Unite! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:14:08 No.16866805 Stalin_Full_Image.jpg 499 KB JPG >keeps minorities in check >keeps labour unions in check >bans modernism and supports uplifting and patriotic art Why do conservatives hate him?

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Real Story That Definitely Happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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How does that happens | /r/Greentext

File: Transformers_One_Official(...).jpg (126 KB, 259x384) WITNESS THE ORIGIN Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)06:46:24 No.203797621 >>203799387 >>203799635 >>203799930 >>203800037 >>203800182 >>203800279 >>203800296 >>203801319 >>203803599 >>203803838 >>203805975 >>203806215 >>203806258 >>203806278 >>203807774 >>203809743 >>203810025 TRANSFORMER! ONE >>>203810244 >>203810469 >>203810509 >>203813161 >>203814803 >>203815726 >>203817831 >Budget >$75-147 million >Box office >$39 million What went wrong

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Anon talks about BBC | /r/Greentext

File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.

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