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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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anon doesn’t like John Lennon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous STAY IN-BEN CROW YOUR! VIR. 225 KB JPG guy? 09/22/24(Sun)10:00:01 No.78891156 >FBI investigated John Lennon for his outspoken sympathy towards Marxist and Trotskyist groups. They decided that he would be "ineffective as a revolutionary" because he "is constantly under the influence of narcotics" Why did boomers worship this

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Suppression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)12:09:41 No.16864781 Cloud of smoke during the Tulsa riots in June 1921.jpg 225 KB JPG >black community starts having success and a thriving business district >jealous loser whites chimp out Many such cases. : Anonymous >>16864781 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)12:12:47 No.16864783 Japan can recover from a nuke, but black people can't recover from a few fires? Smells like DEI b------- to me.

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Anon struggles with women | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.png (20 KB, 809x808) ☐ ugliest loser alive award Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)23:02:48 No.78886208 >be me >khhv loser >scroll tiktok because there's nothing else to do during the day >see some ugly retard named maddox make s----- videos about memes that were popular in 2016 >open comments >women say how much they want him even though he looks retarded >be me >khhv loser >i look better than him >im given weird looks by women every time i go outside what am I doing wrong

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Clark took an L | /r/Greentext

File: clark from the thing.png (162 KB, 371x287) 107 Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)21:30:56 No.203748849 >>203749033 >>203749351 >>203749837 >>203750064 >>203751547 >>203751573 >tries to rush the only person with a solid plan >gets f------ shot anyway >wasn't one of the things anyway What the f--- was his problem?

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Anon has a Tard baby | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >studied hard 09/21/24(Sat)16:25:53 No. 102493990 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet. >>102494031 # >>102494086 #

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:47:11 No.102286483 8814 733a9ab2-3af8-49f1-90f1-226545f22129-aFGfOW.jpg >SDTV is still 720p >HDTV is still 1080p >in 2024 120 KB JPG When will cable actually improve? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:56:02 No.102286560 When you stop sucking c---.

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Anon dates goth girls | /r/Greentext

File: tired pepe.jpg (21 KB, 474x454) Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)05:57:14 No.32033462 >>32033474 >>32033502 >>32033530 >>32033943 >>32033981 >>32034420 >>32034559 >>32034596 >>32034654 >Be me >18 years old >I start dating for the first time >4 months of dating I'm going to her house to have sex >She likes to be beaten and smothered by the neck >I like normal sex >Be me now at 22 >Talking to a girl online, she's pretty cool and we start dating >In the midst of the conversations, she talks about fetishes and says that she likes to be threatened with a knife and likes BDSM >mfw What the f--- is wrong with women, are they all like that? Goths mainly, both of these girls I mentioned are goths. I just wanted to have normal sex, it's very lame to have to pretend to like something in sex, I don't see the fun of mistreating or being mistreated in bed. Should I just accept it and try to learn to enjoy it?

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OnlyMoney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:14:00 No.102337666 OnlyTans OnlyFans.jpg 72 KB JPG >OnlyFans revenue explodes to $7 billion. Profits rise to 700 million. >Only Fans has made more moneys than all the Silicon Valley Al startups combined So I studied computer science all those years for nothing?

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This lived rent-free in my head for a couple of years. Found it in my computer. | /r/Greentext

AUSTRALIA View Reply Original Report Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago DIDGERIDOO 296KIB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg ew Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >breathe out >doesn't work >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door > witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo" love you anyways, mom

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Being single is not a bad choice sometimes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >studied hard 09/20/24(Fri)03:34:39 No.2714234 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.

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Anon wants the end of Hollywood | /r/Greentext

new KILL TRAILER: ELLA PURNELL PLAYS A WHITE GIRL WITH BIG FROG EYES WHO IS "IGNORED" INTO MURDEROUS RAGE! Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)23:54:28 No.203691318 >>203691348 >>203691378 >>203691386 >>203691390 >>203691776 >>203691860 >>203692800 >>203693794>>203696738 >>203697556 >>203697579 >>203698055 >>203699299 >>203699401 >>203700022 >>203701124 >>203703037 >>>203704997 >>203705232 >>203705247 >>203707425 >>203707568 >>203708064 >>203708516 >>203708757 >Rhiannon Lewis doesn't make much of an impression - people walk past her in the street without a second glance. She's continually overlooked for a promotion at work, the guy she likes won't commit, and her dad is really, really sick. Then everything in her life turns upside down. Rhiannon is pushed over the edge and loses control. Suddenly the wallflower is gone, and in its place is a young woman capable of anything... Rhiannon's life transforms as she steps into a new, intoxicating power, but can she keep her killer secret? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqrB7g_xvg [Embed] ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT ELLA PURNELL WOULD BE IGNORED WITH THOSE BIG GIANT MEN IN BLACK ALIEN EYES? OF COURSE NOT? THIS IS F------ STUPID AND A DUMB GIRLPOWER SHOW. IF STARZ HAD BALLS THEY WOULD HIRE AN ACTUAL UGLY GIRL LIKE ANNA KENDRICK. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:56:10 No.203709365 >>203691318 (OP) If in the 90s-10s we had to suffer the 'simp genre' (Spider-Man, Transformers, Prequels, etc.). Now we're gonna suffer the 'femcel genre'. I can't wait to see Al destroying Hollywood forever.

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A hero's end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)16:18:17 No.203465727 1651326232068.png 864 KB PNG >We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf. The Christ-god has killed it; leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs and fear, and shame.

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