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MULAN 16 KB JPEG > what the f--- is it with people being obsessed with cross-dressing men > im huge into crossdressing, but I'm straight > ive only ever found three NSFW videos/comics that have a woman disguised as a guy > two of them were Mulan Parodies > even the most gooned out gooners can't name a single hentai where that trope is used > i dare you /b/tards to find even one piece of "media" that does that > i f------ hate society

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon takes a dick pic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud, drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics

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The Duality of Dentists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Braces 526 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)17:29:17 No.78845146 >Dentists to me when I was 15 >"anon, you must have 4 teeth pulled out" >"If you dont, your teeth could return back to before" >So I proceed to have 4 teeth pulled out >Have gaps that need to be closed by tight braces >FFW to when I was 18 >"OK, anon. Your teeth are all straight, now you need to wear this retainer for the rest of your life or your teeth will unstraighten again" Seriously? What was the f------ point in removing 4 teeth?

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Anon goes to road chef | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/17/24(Tue)16:28:06 No.78844512 roadchef 349 KB PNG >Driving >1 am >Hungry >Stop at picrel >Ask for scrambled eggs on toast >"Sorry, we've ran out of powder" What the f---? I did not know that egg powder was a thing.

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Anons mom decides it’s cleaning day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 212 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)09:31:50 No.78841286 Did anyone else's parents used to make cleaning the house absolute hell? >Wake up on a Saturday morning, excited for a nice day of video games and relaxation >But wait, something's wrong >I can feel negativity in the air >Hear mom's s----- music coming from the radio >Ohno.png >Take a whiff of the air hoping it's not what I dread >The taunting aroma of cleaning products confirms my worst fear: mom decided it's a cleaning day >Go out of room, carefully >Mom is already acting neurotic, telling me to get to cleaning >Looks like dad is pretending to have something for work to get out of it. Lucky bastard. >Spend hours upon hours making the parts of the house mom told me to clean look absolutely spotless >God forbid I miss a tiny, barely-noticeable spot that she and her undiagnosed OCD will freak the f--- out over >Sit down for one second to take a tiny break? Screaming session, grounded >Ask why we're even cleaning the whole house? Screaming session, grounded >Have to walk on eggshells all day lest mom's control freak tendencies kick in >Finally reach the end of the day >Look forward to eating in my room alone >Mom tells me to set the table >F------ DAMN IT >We all eat dinner together >Nobody is allowed to leave the table until mom finishes eating, which she intentionally stretches out as long as humanly possible >End up going to bed right after

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Henry Cavill Conundrum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this

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Sky high respect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)13:46:54 No.203404328 35 Breaking 56 Bad IMG_0979.jpg 64 KB JPG >blow up cartel meth kingpins lair >he somehow respects this and totally lets it slide most retarded bit of the whole show. walt should have been ended then and there.

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Eagle Claws | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)10:26:13 No.16285919 yqqAfV3SNNaFCamHrEKSfA.jpg 1.27 MB JPG >yes I believe Earth so happens to be the only planet with life in the universe >yes I also believe that this one unique planet in the universe with life by sheer chance and against all the odds also developed a technological space fairing civilization lel there are people who actually go to bed every night believing this

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Diversity takes over feudal Japan | /r/Greentext

File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?

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Anon blackpills a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?

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Anon finds true video game representation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.

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A harrowing tale of love and loss | /r/Greentext

File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

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Should we check in on Anon or we good? | /r/Greentext

Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...

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