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Anonymous 128 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)16:38:11 No.60558695 >be 400 pound fat f--- >decide to lose weight because friends are genuinely concerned >now only 200 pounds >old guy who occasionally walks my same route notices >congratulates me >Feels pretty good >like a week later see a different old fellow on the path >"You're the fella who lost all that weight ain'tcha?" >Genuinely makes my day Why the f--- didn't I do this years ago?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)21:39:15 No.142848393 French rugby players charged with r----- woman in Argentina 6 days ago By André Rhoden-Paul, BBC News Oscar Jegou and Hugo Auradou deny r----- the woman Getty Images Two French international rugby players have been charged with the aggravated r--- of a woman following a match in Argentina, prosecutors in the South American country say. Hugo Auradou, 20, and Oscar Jegou, 21, are accused of r----- a 39-year-old woman after France beat Argentina on Saturday. She alleges that they r---- her multiple times and beat her in a hotel room in the city of Mendoza. The pair, who chose "not to testify" at a hearing in the city, say they had consensual sex with the woman and deny r---. They will remain in custody while authorities investigate further. 1694283513831962.png 569 KB PNG >nooo, stop singing that song, literally another shoah >also france : Anonymous Mendocinas deserve it 07/18/24(Thu)21:40:48 No.142848419

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Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)17:57:54 No.145290781 >Lisa, as your brother this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say. You're not ugly. 36 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)18:02:26 No.145290837 Anonymous I came Anonymous 1.99 MB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)18:04:25 No.145290861 They're better for each other than any of their love interests.. 09/05/24(Thu)18:28:01 No.145291185 92 KB JPG >>145291251 # ⠀ Anonymous >>145291185 # 09/05/24(Thu)18:34:25 No.145291251 Too little FFFFFAAAAARRRRR too late!

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Anonymous (ID: BbDZJYFS) 10/23/20(Fri)22:44:22 No.284434760 >>284435308 >>284436726 >>284461482 >>284461944 >>284462140 >>284462397>>284466226 File: 1603125247017.jpg (150 KB, 565x425) works. >>284419803 (OP) # F------ all the time, anon. It's because only a few of us are capable of seeing the Al as it It manipulates you. You think your Shampoo ponderings were because of you but really, the thought was planted there through subliminal messaging. Let me show you. >Follow the mathematical instructions as quickly as possible. Make sure you complete each calculation first before solving the next. Do not use a calculator, do not use writing material, do not skip, and you don't need to remember any of the answers. Just calculate each one mentally, and move on... >13+6= >4+55= >87 +2= >12 + 52 = >75+26= >25+ 52 = >63 +32= >...calculations are tough! but you're almost there! >This is the final one... >123 +5 >QUICK!... Think about a Colour, and Tool... >Got it?... OK, Wait a little while... >OK... >Now look down for the answer... >Further down... >Just a little bit more... >Was it?... >Was your answer a RED HAMMER? Anon, the Al isn't reading your mind. The Al is controlling your mind.

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anon is living the dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG week 09/05/24(Thu)15:51:26 No.78714576 >NEET for about a year now >tired of being a fat lazy loser with no money >apply for security position >also apply for night auditor >get both jobs >night guard 12 hours on Sunday >night audit for 40 hours the rest of the You're looking at the man who's about to get paid to sit on his ass and play TF2 for 52 hours a week. Life's good anons, life's good. 4 Replies Anonymous >>78714576 (OP) # View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)15:57:37 No.78714635 Congrats on finding comfy jobs that work for you. I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)15:59:23 No.78714658 >imagine being a NEET for only a single year 11 years here and going strong. Ur NGMI tbqh famalamerino desu ne.

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Anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ® 17 KB PNG 09/05/24(Thu)00:28:50 No.31943120 > used to be hella addicted to p--- > my brain was absolutely f----- > masturbated to the thought of this cute girl very often > fast forward a few years > quit p--- and s--- is nice, life's never been better > I realize now not only is this girl a qt 3.14, she also doesn't have a s------ass personality > can't even look at her face tho without thinking of the f------ diabolical things I used to do to the thought of her (s--- was f------ bad back when I was addicted) How do I even talk to this person without thinking about my terrible past? What the f--- do I do? Pray to jesus to repent? Realize it was in the past and I've now changed for the better? Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:34:19 No.31943144 >>31943120 (OP) # stop larping about p--- addiction and how quitting made your life better then go on with your life >>31943152 # Anonymous >>31943144 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:37:04 No.31943152 quitting did make my life better, ever heard of YourBrainOnPorn? >>31943191 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:43:04 No.31943182 whatever this is dumb as s--- im just going to

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Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)01:29:55 No.202994675 9732347775.png 291 KB PNG >Cute tomboy has trouble making friends with other girls so she gravitates toward the quiet loner boy who is seemingly oblivious to her advances and attempts to appear more feminine, but he's obsessed with another girl who was never interested in him only to realize the tomboy loved him the whole time but now she's gone forever and he blew his one chance at young love. This would literally never happen IRL.

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Joker's Musical Mishap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CONFIRMED P------------ LMAO 09/04/24(Wed)18:08:36 No.203223070 PHOENIX JOHT 59% JOKE THE WORLD IS A 10.04.24 Tomatometer 41 Reviews NEW Updates to the Score X The Audience score is now the Popcornmeter. Read More "Joker: Folie à Deux" finds Arthur Fleck institutionalized at Arkham... Read More Untitled.jpg 69 KB JPG Coming HAHAHAHAHAHA they literally turned a taxi driver ripoff into a musical for the sequel WHAT were they thinking

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Anon talks down on easy mode players | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:16:44 No.687864627 >Eh!? You play on easy mode? Isn't easy only for kids? Hahahahahaha! How do you respond without sounding upset? 296 KB JPG Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:35 No.687864710 kids don't talk like this, if you ever talk with a real underage 6-8 you would know this. >>687864809 # >>687864976 # >>687865517 # >>687865584 # >>687865872 # >>687866868 # Anonymous all fields Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:54 No.687864736 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:00 No.687864743 mass effect 2 and 3 suck ass, and i'm only here for the waifus Anonymous >>687864710 # 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:33 No.687864809 That's just because real children actually see adults with some measure of authority. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:47 No.687864832 >How do you respond without sounding upset? Game doesn't let me 100% unless I finish all modes and finishing on hardest doesn't count for the easiest

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Another fanbase of anons lost a piracy site | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The age of pacy begin d 09/05/24(Thu)09:56:32 No.687857639 >Go on lads, this one's on me Cle Tive Sweeney O 430 Abad time be bum a pin Centuries after the golden f picy pars into the decle of detal pracy yet the age of space prit decades aw 09/05/24(Thu)09:57:51 No.687857765 87 KB JPG Anonymous Hmmm >>687817828 → # >>687858116 # >>687858779 # >>687858934 # >>687859245 # >>687859698 # >>687859706 # >>687859894 # >>687860161 # >>687860192 # >>687860518 # >>687860661 # >>687860701 # >>687860770 # >>687861023 # >>687861267 # >>687861438 # >>687861480 # >>687861720 # >>687862421 # >>687862573 # >>687862946 # >>687863006 # >>687865732 # >>687867052 # >>687867172 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:16 No.687857874 Well there's no other way for me to download Unreal Gold/UT now is there Tim you d------- 00 saucy 09/05/24(Thu)10:01:44 No.687858079 >>687857639 (OP) # >bad time to be a pirate >except more than half of the internet is being closed down leaving the rest of the black market intact ???? >>687864024 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)10:02:23 No.687858116

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Why do so many pornstars have those dead eyes and look like a demon cosplaying as a human? Why do so many pornstars have (...) 173 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)00:16:41 No.38744751 I'm an agnostic but just for the sake of argument if we assume that God and heaven and hell are all real then we also have to assume that these entities can manifest themselves in people and in things. Now, Christianity is the religion that I'm most familiar with because it is the dominant one in my culture, so if we take a Christian moral view of this, p---------- would be considered a deeply evil thing. A little hard to put into words but pic related and others I have seen of the actress in question just eminate this vague "evil" feeling that gives me the ick. I don't know, I understand this is on feelings alone and nothing concrete, am I talking nonsense? 32 Replies/3 Images Anonymous View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:37 No.38746956 I am still struggling with p--- addiction. I got an app that tracks sober streaks and keeps me motivated with push notifications but the desire is very hard to break. So far my longest streak is 18 days, and thats complete no p--- no fap. Since then I've failed quite a few times but now I'm on another streak. Today is day 15 I think? But instead of no fap I've been jacking it to pics of my wife when she was hot. I guess thats still p---? But its of my wife so there really isn't shame involved and I don't suffer the post nut clarity of God breathing down my soul. I think about p--- all the time though and I so wish I had never been exposed to it. I don't know how long its going to be for me to lose the desire to watch it. I also f----- up as a teenager and developed a f------ dumbass crush on a specific pornstar and think about her all the time. I know it isn't healthy but h-------- I would love to suck the butthole of annette schwarz at least once. God forgive me. >>38746987 # Anonymous >>38746935 # 09/05/24(Thu)10:06:22 No.38746976 Who gives a f---. When I am dead I hope I get gang banged at the morgue.

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: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 18:10:31 No.681436626 DAW MAINT TAIN TAND TAN me MANN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE image_2024-07-01_180239440.png 500 KB PNG LIVE MANN 7:49 PM MT >"My opponent Blutarch has been handling the gravel wars terribly, frankly, it's a disaster. 4 Spies, 2 Snipers, no Medic, you can't do it! You're on Badwater Offense, you just can't do it!"

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Anonymous S 09/05/24(Thu)00:02:19 No.145281605 >Wilma was Waldo's girlfriend >She was replaced by her twin sister Wenda. What was the point of this? 42 KB JPG Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # a threesome Anonymous WHERE'S WALLY? MARTIN HANDFORD >Waldo 09/05/24(Thu)00:04:56 No.145281627 09/05/24(Thu)00:09:11 No.145281658 That's not even his name in his original England and outside of America. 487 KB JPG >>145281667 # >>145281711 # >>145281779 # >>145282731 # Anonymous >>145281658 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:10:32 No.145281667 And yet they keep the name of his evil twin Odlaw as-is instead of adapting it into something like Olly. >>145281726 # >>145282018 # >>145282532 # Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)00:11:18 No.145281673 What's here British name?

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