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Anonymous 18 KB JPG week 09/05/24(Thu)15:51:26 No.78714576 >NEET for about a year now >tired of being a fat lazy loser with no money >apply for security position >also apply for night auditor >get both jobs >night guard 12 hours on Sunday >night audit for 40 hours the rest of the You're looking at the man who's about to get paid to sit on his ass and play TF2 for 52 hours a week. Life's good anons, life's good. 4 Replies Anonymous >>78714576 (OP) # View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)15:57:37 No.78714635 Congrats on finding comfy jobs that work for you. I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)15:59:23 No.78714658 >imagine being a NEET for only a single year 11 years here and going strong. Ur NGMI tbqh famalamerino desu ne.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon needs advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ® 17 KB PNG 09/05/24(Thu)00:28:50 No.31943120 > used to be hella addicted to p--- > my brain was absolutely f----- > masturbated to the thought of this cute girl very often > fast forward a few years > quit p--- and s--- is nice, life's never been better > I realize now not only is this girl a qt 3.14, she also doesn't have a s------ass personality > can't even look at her face tho without thinking of the f------ diabolical things I used to do to the thought of her (s--- was f------ bad back when I was addicted) How do I even talk to this person without thinking about my terrible past? What the f--- do I do? Pray to jesus to repent? Realize it was in the past and I've now changed for the better? Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:34:19 No.31943144 >>31943120 (OP) # stop larping about p--- addiction and how quitting made your life better then go on with your life >>31943152 # Anonymous >>31943144 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:37:04 No.31943152 quitting did make my life better, ever heard of YourBrainOnPorn? >>31943191 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)00:43:04 No.31943182 whatever this is dumb as s--- im just going to

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Does this ever happen? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)01:29:55 No.202994675 9732347775.png 291 KB PNG >Cute tomboy has trouble making friends with other girls so she gravitates toward the quiet loner boy who is seemingly oblivious to her advances and attempts to appear more feminine, but he's obsessed with another girl who was never interested in him only to realize the tomboy loved him the whole time but now she's gone forever and he blew his one chance at young love. This would literally never happen IRL.

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Joker's Musical Mishap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CONFIRMED P------------ LMAO 09/04/24(Wed)18:08:36 No.203223070 PHOENIX JOHT 59% JOKE THE WORLD IS A 10.04.24 Tomatometer 41 Reviews NEW Updates to the Score X The Audience score is now the Popcornmeter. Read More "Joker: Folie à Deux" finds Arthur Fleck institutionalized at Arkham... Read More Untitled.jpg 69 KB JPG Coming HAHAHAHAHAHA they literally turned a taxi driver ripoff into a musical for the sequel WHAT were they thinking

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Anon talks down on easy mode players | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:16:44 No.687864627 >Eh!? You play on easy mode? Isn't easy only for kids? Hahahahahaha! How do you respond without sounding upset? 296 KB JPG Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:35 No.687864710 kids don't talk like this, if you ever talk with a real underage 6-8 you would know this. >>687864809 # >>687864976 # >>687865517 # >>687865584 # >>687865872 # >>687866868 # Anonymous all fields Anonymous >>687864627 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)11:17:54 No.687864736 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:00 No.687864743 mass effect 2 and 3 suck ass, and i'm only here for the waifus Anonymous >>687864710 # 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:33 No.687864809 That's just because real children actually see adults with some measure of authority. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)11:18:47 No.687864832 >How do you respond without sounding upset? Game doesn't let me 100% unless I finish all modes and finishing on hardest doesn't count for the easiest

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Another fanbase of anons lost a piracy site | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The age of pacy begin d 09/05/24(Thu)09:56:32 No.687857639 >Go on lads, this one's on me Cle Tive Sweeney O 430 Abad time be bum a pin Centuries after the golden f picy pars into the decle of detal pracy yet the age of space prit decades aw 09/05/24(Thu)09:57:51 No.687857765 87 KB JPG Anonymous Hmmm >>687817828 → # >>687858116 # >>687858779 # >>687858934 # >>687859245 # >>687859698 # >>687859706 # >>687859894 # >>687860161 # >>687860192 # >>687860518 # >>687860661 # >>687860701 # >>687860770 # >>687861023 # >>687861267 # >>687861438 # >>687861480 # >>687861720 # >>687862421 # >>687862573 # >>687862946 # >>687863006 # >>687865732 # >>687867052 # >>687867172 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:16 No.687857874 Well there's no other way for me to download Unreal Gold/UT now is there Tim you d------- 00 saucy 09/05/24(Thu)10:01:44 No.687858079 >>687857639 (OP) # >bad time to be a pirate >except more than half of the internet is being closed down leaving the rest of the black market intact ???? >>687864024 # Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)10:02:23 No.687858116

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anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

Why do so many pornstars have those dead eyes and look like a demon cosplaying as a human? Why do so many pornstars have (...) 173 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)00:16:41 No.38744751 I'm an agnostic but just for the sake of argument if we assume that God and heaven and hell are all real then we also have to assume that these entities can manifest themselves in people and in things. Now, Christianity is the religion that I'm most familiar with because it is the dominant one in my culture, so if we take a Christian moral view of this, p---------- would be considered a deeply evil thing. A little hard to put into words but pic related and others I have seen of the actress in question just eminate this vague "evil" feeling that gives me the ick. I don't know, I understand this is on feelings alone and nothing concrete, am I talking nonsense? 32 Replies/3 Images Anonymous View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:37 No.38746956 I am still struggling with p--- addiction. I got an app that tracks sober streaks and keeps me motivated with push notifications but the desire is very hard to break. So far my longest streak is 18 days, and thats complete no p--- no fap. Since then I've failed quite a few times but now I'm on another streak. Today is day 15 I think? But instead of no fap I've been jacking it to pics of my wife when she was hot. I guess thats still p---? But its of my wife so there really isn't shame involved and I don't suffer the post nut clarity of God breathing down my soul. I think about p--- all the time though and I so wish I had never been exposed to it. I don't know how long its going to be for me to lose the desire to watch it. I also f----- up as a teenager and developed a f------ dumbass crush on a specific pornstar and think about her all the time. I know it isn't healthy but h-------- I would love to suck the butthole of annette schwarz at least once. God forgive me. >>38746987 # Anonymous >>38746935 # 09/05/24(Thu)10:06:22 No.38746976 Who gives a f---. When I am dead I hope I get gang banged at the morgue.

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Make Dustbowl Great Again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 18:10:31 No.681436626 DAW MAINT TAIN TAND TAN me MANN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE image_2024-07-01_180239440.png 500 KB PNG LIVE MANN 7:49 PM MT >"My opponent Blutarch has been handling the gravel wars terribly, frankly, it's a disaster. 4 Spies, 2 Snipers, no Medic, you can't do it! You're on Badwater Offense, you just can't do it!"

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Wally coomer has a lore question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous S 09/05/24(Thu)00:02:19 No.145281605 >Wilma was Waldo's girlfriend >She was replaced by her twin sister Wenda. What was the point of this? 42 KB JPG Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # a threesome Anonymous WHERE'S WALLY? MARTIN HANDFORD >Waldo 09/05/24(Thu)00:04:56 No.145281627 09/05/24(Thu)00:09:11 No.145281658 That's not even his name in his original England and outside of America. 487 KB JPG >>145281667 # >>145281711 # >>145281779 # >>145282731 # Anonymous >>145281658 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:10:32 No.145281667 And yet they keep the name of his evil twin Odlaw as-is instead of adapting it into something like Olly. >>145281726 # >>145282018 # >>145282532 # Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)00:11:18 No.145281673 What's here British name?

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Summer coomer wants more porn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:37:22 No.145284299 >slightly more attractive Summer design in the anime >does nothing to inspire more fanart It's over... 65 KB JPG Anonymous >>145284299 (OP) # It's the same design Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:47:48 No.145284416 09/05/24(Thu)08:48:33 No.145284424 We've already jerked off to her as much as we can. 283 KB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:49:41 No.145284434 I hate this fake Yuasa aesthetic so much. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:51:26 No.145284446 >>145284299 (OP) # She got her first bit of lewd art the other day. Be patient her episode is coming.

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Anon shows something to hitler | /r/Greentext

>Was ist das? >Der Dreiecksmann, mein Führer. >Ach so

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Anon makes eggs | /r/Greentext

eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related

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Unfortunate Circumstances | /r/Greentext

File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)03:31:27 No.78710284 >>78710415 >>78711175 >Write a post I was going to post here on notepad.exe while using a work computer in public >While I was away for a few minutes, someone else had taken my spot >The one using it knows it was me using it before >It was a post about having a microdick F--- F--- F--- F--- kill me

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