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![Stories of Women Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)14:10:14 No.923758386 [Reply] This happened yesterday into last night. >Girl in our group, Sarah, on the dating apps >She likes to swipe right on everyone, then decide if she's interested after matching >doesn't respond to anyone, just shows pics and laughs at them >finally matches with a guy she's actually interested in, Fabio looking dude >she's going on and on about his hair >his amazing hair >"oh my god LOOK at that hair" Nothing too bad so far, but then >group is going out to eat later >she invites Fabio without asking anyone >he shows up, it's awkward as f--- for the lad >Fabio is charming enough to turn it around and becomes liked by the table >Sarah being really annoying, asking to touch his hair, etc >"What kind of car do you drive?" >"Oh you biked here? But you have a car right" >"do you like Harry Potter?" It's cringe, but Fabio's big chilling. But then >"so how do you get your hair like that?" >Fabio explains his routine, women's shampoo and conditioner, big sexy hair >feel the mood shift >Sarah starts ignoring Fabio >finally, dinner's over >Sarah tries to get Fabio to pay for the entire table (???), Fabio looking terrified >other guy friend in group was planning to pay and saves him, even covers Fabio >Sarah lies to Fabio and says she's meeting another friend somewhere >Says she really enjoyed their date and can't wait to see him again >Fabio rides off on his bike with his big sexy hair ... BUT THEN >Sarah starts roasting Fabio >makes fun of him for riding bike >makes fun of him for not being willing to pay for entire table >makes fun of his hobbies >and finally >after all that obsession about his hair >makes fun of his hair care routine >says she could never be into a guy who uses separate conditioner/hair product >he's a "p----", he's "a girly boy", "kind of gay" >also "broke n----" (he's white, so is she) >girls in group AGREE >men looking BEWILDERED She loves his hair but he's an unfuckable gay p---- for styling it. Women.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/896/094/f24.png "Woman story | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/895/922/646.png "Anon trains a colleague | /r/Greentext")
