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File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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