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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you

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Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??

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File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat) 22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???

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: Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)08:07:10 No.202870722 MAKE ROOM FOR NEW EMOTIONS. YAY! PIXAR DISNEY PIXAR 2 INSIDE OUT DISNEY PRESENTS A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM "INSIDE OUT 2" ANDOVI ANDERSON EVAN BONIFACIO MICHAEL VENTURINI JOHN HOFFMAN SUDEEP RANGASWAMY ADAM HABIB JONATHAN PYTKO ANDREA DATZMAN MARK NIELSEN, ONLY IN THEATERS JUNE 14 MAURISSA HORWITZ JASON DEAMER PETE DOCTER JONAS RIVERA DAN SCANLON KELSEY MANN Disney MV5BYTc1MDQ3NjAtOWEzMi00YzE1LWI20WUtNjQ0OWJkMzI3MDhmXkEyX 3.05 MB JPG >Zero wokeness >1.6 billion dollars Will disney learn anything from this?

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Mount Rushmore of Shounen.jpg (442 KB, 2048x1355) ☐ Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)23:03:12 No.270479405 >>270479494 >>270479560 >>270479578 >>270479848 >>270479909 >>270480290 >>270480776 >>270481563 >>270482552 >>270484455 >>270485460 >>270487156 >>270487516 >>270487642 >>270487871 >>270487884 >>270489048 >>270489108 >>270489263 >>270489538 >>270489706 >>270491552 >>270491719 >>270491892 >>270492250 >>270492697 >>270492826 >>270492836 >>270494234 >>270494502 >>270495886 >>270496769 >>270498317 >>270500274 >bro you need to watch attack on titan it's amazing (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch my hero academia it's really good (forgotten s---) >bruh you need to watch demon slayer it's bussin fr (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch JJK it's the best show ever (forgotten s---) >BRO FRIEREN NUMBER 1 ON MAL IT'S A MODERN CLASSIC (soon to be forgotten s---) Why are new school shounen so soulless compared to the old school classics? It has really gone down the drain in recent years, hasn't it? Jump's shounen formula has always been generic, but generic isn't necessarily bad. I look back to Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hunter x Hunter, Rurouni Kenshin, Hokuto no Ken - it's crazy how much better they are than anything printed in Jump nowadays. There's so much charm and soul to them, even their art is typically very different from one another. Nu shounen is just sterile and they all look the same.

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File (hide): 1725038435128p.png (59.65 KB, 600x1272, 30031 -SoyBooru.png)ImgOps [-] Chud 37 minutes ago Nº8435962 [Reply] >>8 435980 >go out on a summer afternoon and meet up with the gay bros >how do you do fellow gay? >see hot women everywhere and I can't keep my eyes off their beautiful bodies and faces >sometimes my gay bros see me and I get self conscious and look at the men >there's "hot" gay guys all around showing flesh I guess but they don't interest me at all only the women >I look at the women when they're not paying attention >it's late, time to go home >oh well what else is there to do now >j------- thinking about getting plowed and manhandled by men

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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