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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you

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Anonymous Earphone earphones: >cheap >sleek 08/25/24(Sun)11:42:11 No.102071948 VS Headphone earphone-vs-headphone.jpg 36 KB JPG >nondiscreet >easy to use >decent quality >almost nonexistent headphones: >expensive >bulky >pain in the ass to take on and off >feel like you're wearing your mothers ass all the time >nolife khvs in media always depicted with them >get gamers dent causing permanant physical and mental damage why the f--- would anyone use headphones??

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File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat) 22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???

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Mount Rushmore of Shounen.jpg (442 KB, 2048x1355) ☐ Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)23:03:12 No.270479405 >>270479494 >>270479560 >>270479578 >>270479848 >>270479909 >>270480290 >>270480776 >>270481563 >>270482552 >>270484455 >>270485460 >>270487156 >>270487516 >>270487642 >>270487871 >>270487884 >>270489048 >>270489108 >>270489263 >>270489538 >>270489706 >>270491552 >>270491719 >>270491892 >>270492250 >>270492697 >>270492826 >>270492836 >>270494234 >>270494502 >>270495886 >>270496769 >>270498317 >>270500274 >bro you need to watch attack on titan it's amazing (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch my hero academia it's really good (forgotten s---) >bruh you need to watch demon slayer it's bussin fr (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch JJK it's the best show ever (forgotten s---) >BRO FRIEREN NUMBER 1 ON MAL IT'S A MODERN CLASSIC (soon to be forgotten s---) Why are new school shounen so soulless compared to the old school classics? It has really gone down the drain in recent years, hasn't it? Jump's shounen formula has always been generic, but generic isn't necessarily bad. I look back to Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hunter x Hunter, Rurouni Kenshin, Hokuto no Ken - it's crazy how much better they are than anything printed in Jump nowadays. There's so much charm and soul to them, even their art is typically very different from one another. Nu shounen is just sterile and they all look the same.

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