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File: Sauron-Ring-Lord-of-the-Rings.jpg (195 KB, 1200x676) Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat) 22:44:56 No.191495492 >>191495647 >>191495764 >>191495822 >>191495879 >>191495896 >>191495973 >>191496533 >>191497122 >>191497963 >>191497969 >>191498250 >>191498402 >>191499029 >>191499177 >>191499481 >>191500904 >>191501875 >>191504061 >starts out with the ring >gets beaten ezpz >5000+ years later >"If he gets the ring he'll be unstoppable" ???

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)08:07:10 No.202870722 MAKE ROOM FOR NEW EMOTIONS. YAY! PIXAR DISNEY PIXAR 2 INSIDE OUT DISNEY PRESENTS A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM "INSIDE OUT 2" ANDOVI ANDERSON EVAN BONIFACIO MICHAEL VENTURINI JOHN HOFFMAN SUDEEP RANGASWAMY ADAM HABIB JONATHAN PYTKO ANDREA DATZMAN MARK NIELSEN, ONLY IN THEATERS JUNE 14 MAURISSA HORWITZ JASON DEAMER PETE DOCTER JONAS RIVERA DAN SCANLON KELSEY MANN Disney MV5BYTc1MDQ3NjAtOWEzMi00YzE1LWI20WUtNjQ0OWJkMzI3MDhmXkEyX 3.05 MB JPG >Zero wokeness >1.6 billion dollars Will disney learn anything from this?

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Anon laments the decline of Shounen | /r/Greentext

Mount Rushmore of Shounen.jpg (442 KB, 2048x1355) ☐ Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)23:03:12 No.270479405 >>270479494 >>270479560 >>270479578 >>270479848 >>270479909 >>270480290 >>270480776 >>270481563 >>270482552 >>270484455 >>270485460 >>270487156 >>270487516 >>270487642 >>270487871 >>270487884 >>270489048 >>270489108 >>270489263 >>270489538 >>270489706 >>270491552 >>270491719 >>270491892 >>270492250 >>270492697 >>270492826 >>270492836 >>270494234 >>270494502 >>270495886 >>270496769 >>270498317 >>270500274 >bro you need to watch attack on titan it's amazing (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch my hero academia it's really good (forgotten s---) >bruh you need to watch demon slayer it's bussin fr (forgotten s---) >bro you need to watch JJK it's the best show ever (forgotten s---) >BRO FRIEREN NUMBER 1 ON MAL IT'S A MODERN CLASSIC (soon to be forgotten s---) Why are new school shounen so soulless compared to the old school classics? It has really gone down the drain in recent years, hasn't it? Jump's shounen formula has always been generic, but generic isn't necessarily bad. I look back to Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hunter x Hunter, Rurouni Kenshin, Hokuto no Ken - it's crazy how much better they are than anything printed in Jump nowadays. There's so much charm and soul to them, even their art is typically very different from one another. Nu shounen is just sterile and they all look the same.

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File (hide): 1725038435128p.png (59.65 KB, 600x1272, 30031 -SoyBooru.png)ImgOps [-] Chud 37 minutes ago Nº8435962 [Reply] >>8 435980 >go out on a summer afternoon and meet up with the gay bros >how do you do fellow gay? >see hot women everywhere and I can't keep my eyes off their beautiful bodies and faces >sometimes my gay bros see me and I get self conscious and look at the men >there's "hot" gay guys all around showing flesh I guess but they don't interest me at all only the women >I look at the women when they're not paying attention >it's late, time to go home >oh well what else is there to do now >j------- thinking about getting plowed and manhandled by men

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Anonymous 8/30/2024, 7:06:13 PM No.20257298 > be me 270 KB JPEG > thirsty af > trying to weigh if it's worth sleeping with her > don't know if I can go through with it > her hourglass shape captures me > she gives me many opportunities > decide it's going to happen > "This is i-"

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Anonymous 06/06/24(Thu)10:09:45 No.267426896 images(2).jpg 54 KB JPG >Ancient warriors said to be the strongest in history since the beginning of the Anime/Manga >People got butthurt when they were...too Op Why are retards like this?

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File: Screenshot 2024-04-14 at (...).png (78 KB, 223x226) 000 Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)10:32:12 No.265428810 >gets criticized once >>265428957 >>265429529 >>265429695 >gains a God complex and becomes the most prolific mass murderer in history, killing people simply for opposing him despite claiming to have good intentions

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Anonymous (ID: a10bbz+8 Anime is for adult children FOR 07/09/24(Tue)08:05:07 No.20730747 >Large eyes >Exaggerated expressions >Simple, over-dramatic storylines >Cringy, cartoony jokes These are things that are 245 KB JPG normal in both anime and western cartoons. They appeal to kids because kids lack the emotional and intellectual maturity to appreciate the subtlety and complexity of an adult story. Adult anime fans are children in adult bodies, that's why they like these shows. "Adult themes" like violence or sex do not make this any less true. (there is a variety of content so there are some exceptions but the above is true 90% of the time) I will continue to judge tranime fans all I want. And yes, I have tried watching tons of different animes, that's why I got this opinion. I enjoyed vinland saga and goblins layer, then I tried watching about 20 others and hated them all. hated full metal alchemist, hated attack on titan, hated demon slayer, hated one piece, hated my hero academia. The reason anime is so popular now is because adults have become less mature.

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Anonymous (ID: COR2L5f1) 162 KB JPG 11 Replies 06/14/21(Mon)17:31:33 No.325888791 I want to start a website that is essentially a database for all of the most interesting fact about every country in the world. Would you visit this website to obtain knowledge or will you remain ignorant for eternity? View Thread Anonymous (ID: 95iBSLEO) 06/14/21(Mon) 17:50:20 No.325890171 >South Korea >30% of women have plastic surgery before the age of 30 >>325891254 #

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: Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)21:29:31 No.203030758 1662370715470678.png 324 KB PNG >refuses to sleep with her husband for a whole year >surprised when he cheats why are women like this?

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